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We need a new Million Man March . . .

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Don't ya think a million women in thongs would be better?

Don't get any ideas, Bolas.:P



OK - so we need 100000 men and 900000 women in thongs.

But they have to be able to legally wear them . . . None of this . . .This . . . Or This
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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"For purposes of this section, the term 'buttocks' shall mean the area at the rear of the body which lies between two imaginary lines running parallel to the ground when a person is standing, the first or top such line drawn at the top of the nates (i.e. the prominence of the muscles running from the back of the hip to the back of the leg) and the second or bottom line drawn at the at the lowest visible of this cleavage or the lowest point of the curvature of the fleshy protuberance, whichever is lower, and between two imaginary lines on each side of the body, which lines are perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above, and ..."



Ass has now been legally defined. :S

So, at the next boogie, when a chick walks by in a nice tight RW suit, you now say:

Hey baby, nice area at the rear of the body which lies between two imaginary lines running parallel to the ground when a person is standing, the first or top such line drawn at the top of the nates (i.e. the prominence of the muscles running from the back of the hip to the back of the leg) and the second or bottom line drawn at the at the lowest visible of this cleavage or the lowest point of the curvature of the fleshy protuberance, whichever is lower, and between two imaginary lines on each side of the body, which lines are perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above.

:P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Assistant City Attorney Wayne Coment said some of these restrictions are designed to make the city proactive rather than reactive in the cases of such activities, which apparently have not been an issue so far in Vero Beach.



...sounds like somebody is getting ready for a
shot at the mayors office.

20 years ago, there were two bars in Vero, Johnnys and Reds. Reds put the "red" in redneck. It was a
fight waiting to break out.

Now, the price of real estate is catching up to them.

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