Mazz 0 #1 April 13, 2009 So myself and a bunch of guys were talking and the topic of taking a dump came up...like it does... Anywho one dude was talking about wiping and he made the comment"...move my balls to the side..." the conversation immediately stopped. We were all dumbfounded that this guy has to move his balls out of the way to wipe his ass. He went on to describe his wipe method after many of us just could not understand it. He pulls his balls to the side and pushes back with the toilet paper then drops it in the toilet. This is acceptable for a woman to do but do many guys use this method? Seems very awkward to me.In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #2 April 13, 2009 Quote He pulls his balls to the side and pushes back with the toilet paper then drops it in the toilet. This is acceptable for a woman to do but do many guys use this method? Seems very awkward to me. Whats he got them, stowed in his arse hole? BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #3 April 13, 2009 Are you sure he wasnt wiping from back to front? That is the only case I can think of where it would make sense to hold the boys out of the way. While women are commonly familiar with the fact that it is much more hygenic to wipe from front to back many guys are unaware of this as it isnt quite as crucial for guys as it is women. (It's certainly interesting the topic of conversations that come up at a bonfire one night after a lot of jumping and drinking.)"If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #4 April 13, 2009 To each his own.. Found some other discussions if you need some reading material http://www.randomsalad.com/go/how-to-wipe-your-ass/ http://www.discussanything.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100829 http://www.vincentchow.net/1334/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #5 April 13, 2009 Seriously!?! I really dont care how anyone else wipes their ass as long as they dont smell like shit or figgit in their chair due to a dirty asshole.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #6 April 13, 2009 how do i wipe? you have got to be shitting me.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #7 April 13, 2009 No way I am wiping THAT!A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 April 13, 2009 I love your hat!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #9 April 13, 2009 I aims to please, ma'am! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 0 #10 April 14, 2009 Quote how do i wipe? you have got to be shitting me. pun intendedIn the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 April 14, 2009 I use her fuzzy bunny slippers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hollypocket 0 #12 April 14, 2009 Quote Seriously!?! I really dont care how anyone else wipes their ass as long as they dont smell like shit or figgit in their chair due to a dirty asshole. That dirty asshole itch is the WORST /\\> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #13 April 14, 2009 The Bonfire has sunk to a new low. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 April 14, 2009 I don't, I have a Groom of the Stool clicky (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 April 14, 2009 No - It hasn't - Walt just isn't allowed here anymore.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #16 April 14, 2009 I get heckled for a repost and this guy is posting this?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 April 14, 2009 EwwBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 April 14, 2009 QuoteEww EWE! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #19 April 14, 2009 Hey, it was one of the most prestigious job(bies) at the Royal Court. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
