Mazz 0 #1 April 15, 2009 In my experience there is only 1 muffin joke. Do you know it?In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 April 15, 2009 No, but do you know the Muffin Man? He lives on Drury Lane. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 0 #3 April 15, 2009 ok, seems like a lot of you have not heard the muffin joke. Prepare yourselves for a small burst of laughter followed by slight disappointment. Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over to the other and says, "Damn, it's hot in here". There other muffin turns in surprise and yells, "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!" Wait for it....ok, here comes the disappointment. There it is folks, THE famous muffin joke.In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 April 15, 2009 Quote ok, seems like a lot of you have not heard the muffin joke. Prepare yourselves for a small burst of laughter followed by slight disappointment. Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over to the other and says, "Damn, it's hot in here". There other muffin turns in surprise and yells, "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!" Wait for it....ok, here comes the disappointment. There it is folks, THE famous muffin joke. You got that from 2 and a half men....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #5 April 15, 2009 Quoteok, seems like a lot of you have not heard the muffin joke. Prepare yourselves for a small burst of laughter followed by slight disappointment. Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over to the other and says, "Damn, it's hot in here". There other muffin turns in surprise and yells, "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!" Wait for it....ok, here comes the disappointment. There it is folks, THE famous muffin joke. thats as bad as wingnuts Duck joke......"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 0 #6 April 15, 2009 Quote Quote ok, seems like a lot of you have not heard the muffin joke. Prepare yourselves for a small burst of laughter followed by slight disappointment. Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over to the other and says, "Damn, it's hot in here". There other muffin turns in surprise and yells, "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!" Wait for it....ok, here comes the disappointment. There it is folks, THE famous muffin joke. You got that from 2 and a half men.... that joke is MUCH older than 2 and a Half Men. I told you it was famous.In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #7 April 15, 2009 WOW.... (giggle) really??? (giggle)... that was dumb (giggle).... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #8 April 15, 2009 Wingie's duck joke is way funnier. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #9 April 15, 2009 QuoteWingie's duck joke is way funnier. till its in your face hes yelling WANA BUY A DUCK!!!!!"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #10 April 15, 2009 Quote till its in your face hes yelling WANA BUY A DUCK!!!!! Best thing about that joke is it only happens to you once. After that, it's funny as hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #11 April 15, 2009 i dont know, I had to be really drunk to find amusment out of that joke..."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NovaTTT 2 #12 April 15, 2009 Quote No, but do you know the Muffin Man? He lives on Drury Lane. Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught, nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God’s grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin! FZ"Even in a world where perfection is unattainable, there's still a difference between excellence and mediocrity." Gary73 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 April 15, 2009 Quote Quote till its in your face hes yelling WANA BUY A DUCK!!!!! Best thing about that joke is it only happens to you once. After that, it's funny as hell. That's funny.... it has NEVER worked on ME. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chizazz 0 #14 April 15, 2009 She's married to the Muffin Man? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
