shah269 0 #1 April 13, 2009 This is like getting laid for the first time isn’t it? Ok here I am….all nerves looking forward to learning how to….well….fly. A little stone in the pit of my gut…can’t really focus about work…..I have jumping out of a plain on my mind…… And like the first time I had sex, it’s going to be a lot like being in a horrific car accident, it’s going to be calm….cool…collected….then I’ll hear a screech….maybe some screaming…..then I’ll be facing backwards….wondering….what the hell is this thing! Why would anyone ever hid a G spot…..my god this nothing like the movies…..another scream…..ending with me confused humming to myself thinking…..hu that wasn’t that bad! I can get use to this! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 April 13, 2009 I thought you weren't supposed to skydive drunk. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 April 13, 2009 Quote I thought you weren't supposed to skydive drunk. No...no drinking....not before that or this. Didn't want to start things on the wrong foot....just didn't realize i would become some sort of addict!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 April 13, 2009 Quote Quote I thought you weren't supposed to skydive drunk. No...no drinking....not before that or this. Didn't want to start things on the wrong foot....just didn't realize i would become some sort of addict! Nevermind.... bad joke. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 April 13, 2009 Quote Nevermind.... bad joke. Really? Can we say body shots? What is it with girls and Tequila! I mean really! God bless the stuff! It seems to unlock a girls, wild side! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been out where it went from body shots…..to armature stripping in under a half an hour!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 April 13, 2009 well, once u've received skygod-status at over 200 jumps like me, u'll look back and think, jeeesus, that was a walk in the park. where do i get my next fix from!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #7 April 13, 2009 did someone say they were looking for a fix? follow me into this dark alley and i'll sort you out.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #8 April 13, 2009 Quote This is like getting laid for the first time isn’t it? Well thats just great! I WAS saving myself, but now I feel like I've just flipped to the last page of the novel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #9 April 13, 2009 Quote did someone say they were looking for a fix? follow me into this dark alley and i'll sort you out. dark alley!? as if i wasnt a follower of the dark side alreay.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 April 13, 2009 Quote well, once u've received skygod-status at over 200 jumps like me, u'll look back and think, jeeesus, that was a walk in the park. where do i get my next fix from!? And you achieved it much, much sooner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 April 13, 2009 Quote This is like getting laid for the first time isn’t it? In that you pay a professional a lot of money at first, and then later you do it in large groups?Hey Shah, fill out your profile a bit, like maybe gender, age, hobbies, ATM pin number . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 April 13, 2009 Ah yes... 65 seconds during each freefall and I still do it 4 times on Saturday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 April 14, 2009 I be a due yo! 32 going on......21? I was a mechanical engineer, then i became what is called a Technology Manager. I'm the gewey interface between management and the technical staff......as in gewey....like PB&J between to brunet pieces of toast...yeah that's me! Inappropriate photos till be added later.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,466 #14 April 14, 2009 Hi Shah, Quote This is like getting laid for the first time isn’t it? Yup, 60 seconds for either one. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #15 April 14, 2009 60 seconds for each one? I started at a Cessna DZ where we only got 40 seconds. Just the other day I lasted a whole 40 seconds during sex...I was so proud of myself!!! I just wish I'd had somebody there to share in the excitement I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #16 April 14, 2009 Quote Hi Shah, Yup, 60 seconds for either one. JerryBaumchen Hay your good! I recall it being under 30 seconds. Either way....I wanted more and more and more.....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #17 April 16, 2009 Quote This is like getting laid for the first time isn’t it? Ok here I am….all nerves looking forward to learning how to….well….fly. A little stone in the pit of my gut…can’t really focus about work…..I have jumping out of a plain on my mind…… And like the first time I had sex, it’s going to be a lot like being in a horrific car accident, it’s going to be calm….cool…collected….then I’ll hear a screech….maybe some screaming…..then I’ll be facing backwards….wondering….what the hell is this thing! Why would anyone ever hid a G spot…..my god this nothing like the movies…..another scream…..ending with me confused humming to myself thinking…..hu that wasn’t that bad! I can get use to this! So where'd ya dump the body? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
