Need to Prank my trainer...

[eeneR 3]

Ok gang, I had started to hijack D's thread but decided to start a new one.

I need some good ideas to seek revenge (fun revenge) on my trainer.

He has decided he wants to run around and tell everyone how strong I am for a girl. He means no harm and is being silly. But I need to some how embarrass him back....

What do you people got for me?

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
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[BillyVance 35]

Icy Hot in his jock strap... oh wait, that's down the mean side... just something a nerd would do.

Sorry, I got nuttin'

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[lippy 918]

Tell everybody he has herpes

I got nuthin

[eeneR 3]

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Tell everybody he has herpes

I do not want to be mean!

This is in good fun, he is a great guy and a fantastic trainer.

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[topdocker 0]

tell him you need him to take a paternity test.

Jump more, post less!

[theonlyski 8]

Make your own medicine ball, but with no sand. Toss it like nothing... just dont let it bounce.

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[lippy 918]

Okah, so the herpes thing is, at best, a Plan B

These may be too mean-spirited as well, but seem funny to me:
-Grease up some equipment that he's about to use (take care for slip hazards though)
-Grind up a Viagra and put it in his water bottle before a workout (Might help him make some new friends)
-Tell everybody he has gonorrhea
-Send him a strip-o-gram from a tranny

When I wanna get somebody at work, I charge up a capacitor with 1000V and put it somewhere near where I'm working. I'll get them into the lab and then ask them to pass it to me. It's just like a big static shock and surprises you more than anything else. Do you have access to a high voltage power supply?

I got nuthin

[Thanatos340 1]

Exlax in this Coffee.

If he leaves his Gym Towel laying around, Roll up a bunch of sex toys in it when he is not looking. When The picks it up all the goodies fall out onto the floor.

Itching power in the Jock Strap.

[BillyVance 35]

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Exlax in this Coffee.

If he leaves his Gym Towel laying around, Roll up a bunch of sex toys in it when he is not looking. When The picks it up all the goodies fall out onto the floor.

Itching power in the Jock Strap.

Gay magazines in his towel.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[ryoder 1,590]

Spread the rumor that his last job was a porn actor.

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[turtlespeed 226]

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Spread the rumor that his last job was a porn actor.

Spray him with a seductive parfum and when you walk by some of his friends ask him about it.

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[eeneR 3]

Ryoder: Though I might threaten him with that on to his face I don't think I would do that. I don't want to make him look bad or cause any issues.

Turtle: As for the cologne, it is funny as I was telling him yesterday about the guy on the treadmill next to me on Sat. The dude had way too much cheep cologne on that was gagging me. It was horrible, if I inhaled through my mouth I could taste it

I am trying to find something that isn't mean. Needs to be in good fun....

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[tigra 0]

I was on the elliptical the other day next to someone who obviously ate a lot of curry. BO, sweat and curry is a nasty combo!

[eeneR 3]

Ouch, that sucks! I love curry, just not with BO..[barf]

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[tigra 0]

Definitely a bad combination. Luckily, the person wasn't in great shape and couldn't handle more than 5 or 10 minutes at the elliptical so I didn't have to suffer long! And hey, I know when I cook, I use a lot of garlic, but I don't think I eat so much of it that it literally comes out of my pores, you know?

Sure, its a gym and we're all working hard and sweating, but some people just seem to stink more than others!

[mamajumps 0]

I heard this one the other day... was actually done to one of my instructors that I had at EMT school...

If he has a drink (like one from McDonalds or 7-11)

when he is not around pull the straw out and melt the end shut with a lighter, stick it back in his drink and watch and laugh as he tries to drink his drink thru the straw....

[Mazz 0]

I like the Viagra in the water suggestion.

In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

[MattIRE 0]

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I like the Viagra in the water suggestion.

I was just about to say the same thing haha.

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[Broke 0]

Spray him with woman pheramones

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[Bolas 5]

Get a pic of him and photoshop the hell out of it to make a "before" picture.

Spread it around while complimenting how good he is.

"I mean, look at his own personal improvement he's made in just (change the time period each time you tell someone else.)"

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[hookitt 1]

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Spray him with woman pheramones

He'll wonder why he can't keep his hands off himself.

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[lawrocket 3]

Get some old man or something and have him pose as a well known sports figure whose name he will rewcognize but not know how he looks now.

Let's say this is Chicagi. A middle-aged guy comes in to his place and identifies himself as "Merril Hoge."

Maybe he's Gary Fencik and has just decided to get back into shape and needs a personal trainer because - someone with the expertise to help with the knee and shoulder troubles from rhe football career.

Go hardcore. He's got a business card as a motivational speaker. He'll pose for a picture. Etc. In fact, "I'm doing a benefit for Walter Payton's charity. Ditka's doing the keynote. It's at the Radisson on the 24th at 7:00."

You've got some options here. You could simply wait for him to brag to his friends and let him know on Friday morning that it's a gag.

Or, the star can call him and say he can't make it. He met this little bitty lady named Renee on the way out and is taking her instead : "come on. You're a guy.". You come in Saturday morning and tell him about how you all went to Butkus's place afterward and McMahon and Singletary had to carry Richard Dent out...

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