turtlespeed 226 #1 April 15, 2009 . . . so I can stop wondering how I keep receiving these random messages: QuoteWOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Instead of having to wait until Tuesday to hear back from my interview this morning I'm going in Tuesday for a 2nd interview Tying your dick in a knot worked!!! Just sayin.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #2 April 15, 2009 There is an innocent explanation to this. Earlier I asked Turtle to cross his fingers for me in regards to the interview I had this morning. He responded with QuoteWell, I can't cross my fingers - i need them to type and write - but I'll tie my dick in a knot for you. So when I got the call back for a 2nd interview this Tuesday (they weren't even supposed to call me back until Tuesday) I thanked him. It must have worked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 April 15, 2009 Yep, I just knew turtle wasn't telling the whole story. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 April 15, 2009 Good luck sweetie! MUCHO positive vibes headed your way!!! xoxo g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 April 15, 2009 QuoteGood luck sweetie! MUCHO positive vibes headed your way!!! xoxo g Ah whatever - just Gia Slap her! You won't even need a full sized ladder!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #7 April 15, 2009 QuoteThere is an innocent explanation to this. Earlier I asked Turtle to cross his fingers for me in regards to the interview I had this morning. He responded with QuoteWell, I can't cross my fingers - i need them to type and write - but I'll tie my dick in a knot for you. So when I got the call back for a 2nd interview this Tuesday (they weren't even supposed to call me back until Tuesday) I thanked him. It must have worked. Turtle lied to you though......turtle dicks arent long enough to tie in knots....maybe his tail?"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #8 April 15, 2009 You don't need no stinkin luck!! You got the skills and the lovely personalityBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 April 15, 2009 Quote Quote There is an innocent explanation to this. Earlier I asked Turtle to cross his fingers for me in regards to the interview I had this morning. He responded with Quote Well, I can't cross my fingers - i need them to type and write - but I'll tie my dick in a knot for you. So when I got the call back for a 2nd interview this Tuesday (they weren't even supposed to call me back until Tuesday) I thanked him. It must have worked. Turtle lied to you though......turtle dicks arent long enough to tie in knots....maybe his tail? Oh he tied it all right, the problem was he couldn't get it untied, then thought surfing porn would help, but that made the problem much worse and he ended up calling 911 in a high falsetto voice. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomal2day 0 #10 April 15, 2009 Research has concluded that it would likely be easier for a turtle to tie his tail than his dick..... 'To fly is heaven, to freefall is divine' 'You only need 2 tools. WD40 for when it doesn't move but should, and duct tape for when it moves but shouldn't' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #11 April 15, 2009 QuoteTying your dick in a knot worked!!! If that were possible you would have time for 35,000 postsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 April 15, 2009 QuoteQuoteTying your dick in a knot worked!!! If that were possible you would have time for 35,000 posts I believe this one is 35395 . . . SO . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 April 16, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteTying your dick in a knot worked!!! If that were possible you would have time for 35,000 posts I believe this one is 35395 . . . SO . . . Hey, math has never been his forte`...."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #14 April 16, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteTying your dick in a knot worked!!! If that were possible you wouldn't have time for 35,000 posts I believe this one is 35395 . . . SO . . . Hey, math has never been his forte`.... neither is typingYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
