JerryBaumchen 1,466 #26 April 18, 2009 Hi shrop, One close to home: Buying The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming they had sex every night during their 5 year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. Leasing On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's classy hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges $4,000 an hour. Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years a $41.7 million savings. Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees. Sometimes leasing really does make more sense. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #27 April 18, 2009 And Kristen still has all her limbs intact. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #28 April 19, 2009 Quote And Kristen still has all her limbs intact. For you Billy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj6354FBuWE What gives you the right to make fun of someone with a disability!!! Oh yeah. Carry on. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #29 April 19, 2009 Quote Hi shrop, One close to home: Buying The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming they had sex every night during their 5 year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. Leasing On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's classy hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges $4,000 an hour. Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years a $41.7 million savings. Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees. Sometimes leasing really does make more sense. JerryBaumchen Ah ha ha!! Wonder if I could use that example in my accounting exam's lease vs. buy scenarios?!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
