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Nataly

What's in your secret drawer??

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I don't have a secret drawer, but a few different boxes.
In one box:
Important papers and receipts
passport
screws and bolts from my Ikea bed
HS class ring
condoms
lube
other jewelry
Pesos for my travels to Mexico
and who not what other misc. crap

And the other box consists of mainly of memories of my mom

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Its not so much of a secret drawer, as it is a secret mass graveyard in the back yard. :|



You bury it in the neighbor's back yard, silly!:S
(The one with the hot wife.)
Then when if she finds it and they break up, you can offer her a sympathetic shoulder to cry on.>:(
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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my walther ppk




Edited because I was a stupid bitch..... :P:P:P

So.... a pretty little Glock that fits so nicely in my ladylike hands. And about 300 rounds is hidden somewhere in my house and only I know where it is. :D:D:D Thanks, Daddy!!

I forgot to include my passport last time. It needs a lot more stamps!!! B|
Always be kinder than you feel.

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my walther ppk



That the one thing I didn't put down for fear of dudes not wanting to come over anymore.... :D:D:D So.... a pretty little Glock that fits so nicely in my ladylike hands.


Absolutely, nothing's wrong with letting some people know that one is not afraid of protecting oneself should situation gets out of hand.....yes?!!! ;)
My dad also gave my a 22 it's so small it fit in the palm of my hand.
"Love is doing small things with great love."

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my walther ppk



That the one thing I didn't put down for fear of dudes not wanting to come over anymore.... :D:D:D So.... a pretty little Glock that fits so nicely in my ladylike hands.



Absolutely, nothing's wrong with letting some people know that one is not afraid of protecting oneself should situation gets out of hand.....yes?!!! ;)
My dad also gave my a 22 it's so small it fit in the palm of my hand.

Very true. OK guys, FYI.... I'm a good shot. And I ROCK at head shots. ;)

OK, enough of that from me so it doesn't get sent to SC. ;)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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No secret drawers full of stuff, but I do keep a loaded weapon hidden somewhere in the house and only I know where it is.

Just be careful. Take it from another dad, little kids have a way of finding them too. I highly recommend one of those finger coded gun safes for the pocket protectors. At least until they are old enough to learn how to handle firearms safely.;)

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I just have The Bible, just like in hotel rooms. :)



Hmmm.. I'm sure there are heavenly creatures in your book, and perhaps you scream out "JESUS" when you look at them.. But somehow I doubt it's a Bible!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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No secret drawers full of stuff, but I do keep a loaded weapon hidden somewhere in the house and only I know where it is.

Just be careful. Take it from another dad, little kids have a way of finding them too. I highly recommend one of those finger coded gun safes for the pocket protectors. At least until they are old enough to learn how to handle firearms safely.;)


You're not kidding there. It's way out of the way out of sight. Not even my wife can reach it. When the kids get older, yes, I'll need to put it in a safe as you said. I should know, when I was a pre-teen, I found my dad's blue steel .22 revolver in a shoe box in his closet. It had a lock on the trigger. Then I found the key in his night stand drawer. Then I went down to the basement for some target practice when the folks weren't home. :S What I didn't know was that my dad counts his bullets, so yeah I got busted.

I won't be making the same mistakes he made.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I won't be making the same mistakes he made.

Unfortunately, kids hear those stories, and then they come up with entirely new situations that our parents's troubles with us never prepared us for B|:P

Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Awe I'd send you a love leter... well if I was really in love with you


Now speaking to all these lovely ladies who keep weapons in drawrs. That is just hot. Personally I keep my household defence item in my bed with me. Of course it is a big sharp pointy thing that wouldn't fit in a drawr.
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