chiquita24 0 #26 April 20, 2009 I don't have a secret drawer, but a few different boxes. In one box: Important papers and receipts passport screws and bolts from my Ikea bed HS class ring condoms lube other jewelry Pesos for my travels to Mexico and who not what other misc. crap And the other box consists of mainly of memories of my mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #27 April 20, 2009 Quote Its not so much of a secret drawer, as it is a secret mass graveyard in the back yard. You bury it in the neighbor's back yard, silly!(The one with the hot wife.) Then when if she finds it and they break up, you can offer her a sympathetic shoulder to cry on."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #28 April 20, 2009 your drawer seems to be much bigger than mine.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
merino007 0 #29 April 20, 2009 Ohh I forgot! -3 passports (2 military and my personal one) Everything in excess is bad... except skydiving and sex! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #30 April 20, 2009 Quote Yah, but I haven't told you *where* my secret drawer is!!! Bottom drawer of the night stand, beside the bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #31 April 20, 2009 Your picture"It rubs the lotion on its skin...." jk don't freak. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #32 April 20, 2009 My secret drawer contains my secret list of who i secretly wanna bang on DZ.com! Oh wait, thats not a secret any more! Sorry, I got nothing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #33 April 20, 2009 my walther ppk"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #34 April 20, 2009 Mine only has one item inside...2oz of some rediculous white widow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #35 April 20, 2009 That's hot. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #36 April 20, 2009 Muuaaahhhh"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #37 April 20, 2009 Quote my walther ppk Edited because I was a stupid bitch..... So.... a pretty little Glock that fits so nicely in my ladylike hands. And about 300 rounds is hidden somewhere in my house and only I know where it is. Thanks, Daddy!! I forgot to include my passport last time. It needs a lot more stamps!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #38 April 20, 2009 No secret drawers full of stuff, but I do keep a loaded weapon hidden somewhere in the house and only I know where it is."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #39 April 20, 2009 My time machine. I can't tell you When I'm originally from, but ... I knew you were going to start this thread before you did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #40 April 20, 2009 Quote my walther ppk That the one thing I didn't put down for fear of dudes not wanting to come over anymore.... So.... a pretty little Glock that fits so nicely in my ladylike hands. Absolutely, nothing's wrong with letting some people know that one is not afraid of protecting oneself should situation gets out of hand.....yes?!!! My dad also gave my a 22 it's so small it fit in the palm of my hand."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #41 April 20, 2009 Hi Nat, No secret, it's time for a "Garage Sale!!!!" There's a very fine line between "Junk Store" and "Antique Collection!!!" SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #42 April 20, 2009 Quote Quote my walther ppk That the one thing I didn't put down for fear of dudes not wanting to come over anymore.... So.... a pretty little Glock that fits so nicely in my ladylike hands. Absolutely, nothing's wrong with letting some people know that one is not afraid of protecting oneself should situation gets out of hand.....yes?!!! My dad also gave my a 22 it's so small it fit in the palm of my hand. Very true. OK guys, FYI.... I'm a good shot. And I ROCK at head shots. OK, enough of that from me so it doesn't get sent to SC. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #43 April 20, 2009 Quote my walther ppk You are one classy woman. Mine's got lots of old snapshots, mementos, and concert ticket stubs. Most my guns are in the safe, no secret there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #44 April 20, 2009 Quote No secret drawers full of stuff, but I do keep a loaded weapon hidden somewhere in the house and only I know where it is. Just be careful. Take it from another dad, little kids have a way of finding them too. I highly recommend one of those finger coded gun safes for the pocket protectors. At least until they are old enough to learn how to handle firearms safely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #45 April 20, 2009 I just have The Bible, just like in hotel rooms. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #46 April 20, 2009 Quote I just have The Bible, just like in hotel rooms. Hmmm.. I'm sure there are heavenly creatures in your book, and perhaps you scream out "JESUS" when you look at them.. But somehow I doubt it's a Bible!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #47 April 20, 2009 Quote Quote No secret drawers full of stuff, but I do keep a loaded weapon hidden somewhere in the house and only I know where it is. Just be careful. Take it from another dad, little kids have a way of finding them too. I highly recommend one of those finger coded gun safes for the pocket protectors. At least until they are old enough to learn how to handle firearms safely. You're not kidding there. It's way out of the way out of sight. Not even my wife can reach it. When the kids get older, yes, I'll need to put it in a safe as you said. I should know, when I was a pre-teen, I found my dad's blue steel .22 revolver in a shoe box in his closet. It had a lock on the trigger. Then I found the key in his night stand drawer. Then I went down to the basement for some target practice when the folks weren't home. What I didn't know was that my dad counts his bullets, so yeah I got busted. I won't be making the same mistakes he made."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,584 #48 April 20, 2009 Quote I won't be making the same mistakes he made. Unfortunately, kids hear those stories, and then they come up with entirely new situations that our parents's troubles with us never prepared us for Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #49 April 20, 2009 Awe I'd send you a love leter... well if I was really in love with you Now speaking to all these lovely ladies who keep weapons in drawrs. That is just hot. Personally I keep my household defence item in my bed with me. Of course it is a big sharp pointy thing that wouldn't fit in a drawr.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
