Heatmiser 0 #1 April 21, 2009 Ron White is coming to OKC this friday. Heard about the 1st time last friday. NO Tickets to be found, even with brokers. Sux. That guy is funny as hell, though!What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 April 21, 2009 Quote Ron White is coming to OKC this friday. Heard about the 1st time last friday. NO Tickets to be found, even with brokers. Sux.That guy is funny as hell, though! Never heard of him....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #3 April 21, 2009 Blue Collar comedy tour. Funny comedian.What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #4 April 21, 2009 http://tatersalad.com"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #5 April 21, 2009 Quote Quote Ron White is coming to OKC this friday. Heard about the 1st time last friday. NO Tickets to be found, even with brokers. Sux.That guy is funny as hell, though! Never heard of him.... Holy hell....get out from under that rock you've been living....hes funny as hell...... Quote Dont marry a woman for looks alone, cause as she gets older and her eyes go bad, you can have surgery that will give you 20/20 vision. If her hearing starts to go you can get a devise that will make you hear like the day you were born. If her boob start to sag, to can get a operation and lift them right back up where they were, you can go to a strip club and say I want those tittes on that woman, but let me tell you something folks.......you can't fix stupid. ~~Ron White"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #6 April 21, 2009 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dont marry a woman for looks alone, cause as she gets older and her eyes go bad, you can have surgery that will give you 20/20 vision. If her hearing starts to go you can get a devise that will make you hear like the day you were born. If her boob start to sag, to can get a operation and lift them right back up where they were, you can go to a strip club and say I want those tittes on that woman, but let me tell you something folks.......can't fix stupid. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Ron White I fixed it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 April 21, 2009 Have fun! One of my best friends is a comic and has opened for him. He's supposed to be an insufferable prick off stage. He's still funny as hell though... Enjoy!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #8 April 21, 2009 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dont marry a woman for looks alone, cause as she gets older and her eyes go bad, you can have surgery that will give you 20/20 vision. If her hearing starts to go you can get a devise that will make you hear like the day you were born. If her boob start to sag, to can get a operation and lift them right back up where they were, you can go to a strip club and say I want those tittes on that woman, but let me tell you something folks.......can't fix stupid. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Ron White I fixed it for you! oops....my bad.."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
