mamajumps 0 #76 April 16, 2009 Quote Laugh when Barbie tried to make beauty products out of coconuts and palm leaves. Feed him alcohol...because then he becomes an instant party and I would have entertainment.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #77 April 16, 2009 Quote Quote Laugh when Barbie tried to make beauty products out of coconuts and palm leaves. Feed him alcohol...because then he becomes an instant party and I would have entertainment.... Feed her alcohol. Similar effect plus makes me more attractive. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #78 April 16, 2009 throw his thongs and dresses in the fire.....and then drink rum"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #79 April 16, 2009 Something involving a golf cart...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #80 April 16, 2009 after i was drunk from the rum, and kicked his ass for bringing up the golf cart....would give him some lessons in the area he claims im a professor in....which step one would be to get rid of all thongs"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #81 April 16, 2009 Quoteafter i was drunk from the rum, and kicked his ass for bringing up the golf cart....would give him some lessons in the area he claims im a professor in....which step one would be to get rid of all thongs Eat some fungus with him and laugh A LOT!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #82 April 16, 2009 wax on.... wax off! Or wait....its whacks, not wax, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #83 April 16, 2009 Quote wax on.... wax off! Or wait....its whacks, not wax, right? Make sure she's keeping with the "no smoking" thing.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #84 April 16, 2009 Quote after i was drunk from the rum, and kicked his ass for bringing up the golf cart....would give him some lessons in the area he claims im a professor in....which step one would be to get rid of all thongs Cuz gay leprechaun is better? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #85 April 16, 2009 Quote Quote after i was drunk from the rum, and kicked his ass for bringing up the golf cart....would give him some lessons in the area he claims im a professor in....which step one would be to get rid of all thongs Cuz gay leprechaun is better? HAHAHAHA OMG.....you know WAAAAY to much about me......I still have a photo of that somewhere too"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #86 April 16, 2009 Quote Laugh when Barbie tried to make beauty products out of coconuts and palm leaves. what would she use to make a hair dryer?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #87 April 16, 2009 RAVAGE him and take plenty of pictures for evidence! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #88 April 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote after i was drunk from the rum, and kicked his ass for bringing up the golf cart....would give him some lessons in the area he claims im a professor in....which step one would be to get rid of all thongs Cuz gay leprechaun is better? HAHAHAHA OMG.....you know WAAAAY to much about me......I still have a photo of that somewhere too Explain how to use the smiley faces cause i never know whether he is joking or not....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #89 April 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote after i was drunk from the rum, and kicked his ass for bringing up the golf cart....would give him some lessons in the area he claims im a professor in....which step one would be to get rid of all thongs Cuz gay leprechaun is better? HAHAHAHA OMG.....you know WAAAAY to much about me......I still have a photo of that somewhere too Explain how to use the smiley faces cause i never know whether he is joking or not.... oh hes not joking.......was one of my costumes at one of the dublin boogies....ment to look cool....turned out looking gay as hell.....that was the boogie Skiiny and I stayed up all night around the fire....among a few others.....i miss that cheeky bastard fixed it so my reply is in right place...."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #90 April 16, 2009 Quote Quote Laugh when Barbie tried to make beauty products out of coconuts and palm leaves. what would she use to make a hair dryer? Easy, shimmy up the palm tree and stick her head above the top and face the direction of the breeze."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #91 April 16, 2009 Quote RAVAGE him and take plenty of pictures for evidence! Protect her from DaGimp's wife. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #92 April 16, 2009 Have an in depth conversation asking what's up with the tadpole fascination What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #93 April 16, 2009 Quote Have an in depth conversation asking what's up with the tadpole fascination Explain there's no fascination, just opportunity. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #94 April 16, 2009 Quote Quote Have an in depth conversation asking what's up with the tadpole fascination Explain there's no fascination, just opportunity. Explain that there isn't going to be much of a difference between 21 and 25 so she may as well drop her limits to 21. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #95 April 16, 2009 Have him teach me PLF's. There is nothing like experience! p.s. Hope your leg is healing well, you jumpin yet? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #96 April 16, 2009 Quote wax on.... wax off! Or wait....its whacks, not wax, right? It's your island fantasy . . . any way you want it, you will get it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #97 April 16, 2009 ...be gettin' fat on Turtle Soup! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #98 April 16, 2009 Try to stay off his lawn. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #99 April 16, 2009 make him relay what it was like having dinosaurs around when he was a kid! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #100 April 16, 2009 Quote make him relay what it was like having dinosaurs around when he was a kid! Twardo was middle aged at that point.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
