Thanatos340 1 #26 April 15, 2009 I would show her EXACTLY what a Man was good for. (And teach her to make good sammiches) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #27 April 15, 2009 Make him make me a sammich and bring me a glass of wine instead of a beer.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #28 April 15, 2009 Quote Make him make me a sammich and bring me a glass of wine instead of a beer. Discuss the art of making naughty threads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #29 April 15, 2009 make her tell me who everyone on DZ.com wants to bang! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #30 April 15, 2009 make her go to skyfest"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #31 April 15, 2009 Make him go to Summerfest! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #32 April 15, 2009 Quote Make him go to Summerfest! Hope to do a jump with her at Summerfest!! Get cracking!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #33 April 15, 2009 Ravage her. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #34 April 15, 2009 have no one to talk to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #35 April 15, 2009 Run like hell and hide! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #36 April 15, 2009 Quote have no one to talk to. Teach her the finer arts of sign language, in more ways than one... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #37 April 15, 2009 Take my chances and swim for it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #38 April 15, 2009 Lay out and get a good tan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 0 #39 April 15, 2009 QuoteLay out and get a good tan. creepily admire from afar.In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #40 April 15, 2009 Play hide and seek..... then build a boat and hide on a different island! Edited to add: I would be hiding so I wouldnt have to hear the awful muffin joke again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 April 15, 2009 Quote Play hide and seek..... then build a boat and hide on a different island! Edited to add: I would be hiding so I wouldnt have to hear the awful muffin joke again! Show her the true meaning of wanted.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #42 April 15, 2009 Quote Quote Play hide and seek..... then build a boat and hide on a different island! Edited to add: I would be hiding so I wouldnt have to hear the awful muffin joke again! Show her the true meaning of wanted. I seem to remember a scene from a movie... where the victim is staked out in a tidal pool with a LOT of crabs as the tide comes in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #43 April 15, 2009 Quote have no one to talk to. You could still talk to Billy; He just wouldn't hear you. You know, just like any other guy."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #44 April 15, 2009 make him wear a loincloth and hunt for our dinner! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 0 #45 April 15, 2009 Quote make him wear a loincloth and hunt for our dinner! Id show off my chiseled perfectly tan pecks and the new loin cloth i made out of leaves and shoe string.In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #46 April 15, 2009 Quote Id show off my chiseled perfectly tan pecks and the new loin cloth i made out of leaves and shoe string. show him what a real tan looks like! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #47 April 15, 2009 Drink lots of rum and be nekkiedDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #48 April 15, 2009 Be nekkid and drink lotsa rum..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #49 April 15, 2009 be nekkid and drink lots of rum while soaking up the rays! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #50 April 15, 2009 Admire her lack of tan lines..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
