turtlespeed 226 #126 April 18, 2009 Quote Get her drunk and *Naughty thoughts edited out* Ditto!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #127 April 18, 2009 Quote Quote Get her drunk and *Naughty thoughts edited out* Ditto! DITTO!!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #128 April 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Get her drunk and *Naughty thoughts edited out* Ditto! DITTO!!!! No not ditto!! Ask him where the rum was ....[Laugh]TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #129 April 18, 2009 Ask her where the tuaca was! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teigen 0 #130 April 18, 2009 I'd give her a coconut oil massage, followed by a exotic photoshoot in the sand.. Then die happily from dehydration the following day.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #131 April 19, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Get her drunk and *Naughty thoughts edited out* Ditto! DITTO!!!! No not ditto!! Ask him where the rum was ....[Laugh] WHY'S THE RUM GONE ?!?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #132 April 19, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Get her drunk and *Naughty thoughts edited out* Ditto! DITTO!!!! No not ditto!! Ask him where the rum was ....[Laugh] WHY'S THE RUM GONE ?!?! I think the pirates drank it all....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #133 April 19, 2009 Destroy or hide all means of rescue. Demonstrate my survival skills. Break out the chunky metal watch and boardshorts."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #134 April 19, 2009 get him out of his chunky metal watch and board shorts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #135 April 19, 2009 Cover her up and explain that she'll appreciate less sun exposure when she gets older.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #136 April 19, 2009 Play with her udders. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #137 April 19, 2009 Go for a swim. a long long long swim and hope to find another island. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #138 April 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Get her drunk and *Naughty thoughts edited out* Ditto! DITTO!!!! Ewwwww!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #139 April 20, 2009 Find him another shoe to bang. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #140 April 20, 2009 Quote Find him another shoe to bang. Imagine her looking like a nice rockmartin.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #141 April 20, 2009 Quote Quote Find him another shoe to bang. Imagine her looking like a nice rockmartin. I'm more of a Jimmy Choo. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #142 April 20, 2009 I'd mud wrestle her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #143 April 20, 2009 Probably have a heart attack.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #144 April 20, 2009 Try to get an SCR load togetherDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #145 April 20, 2009 hand him a mason jar and watch the festivitiesYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #146 April 20, 2009 Have him bring me the OP. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #147 April 20, 2009 Have him catch me a rabbit. Then play some fetch with him.I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #148 April 20, 2009 Have him get me some coconuts. Then play some fetch with him! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #149 April 20, 2009 Quote Have him get me some coconuts. Then play some fetch with him! Stare.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #150 April 20, 2009 turn him into my cabana boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
