Thanatos340 1 #1 April 16, 2009 Lets hear your tongue and Cheek descriptions (50 to 100 words) of what each of the following types of Skydiver are: Belly Flyers - Freeflyers - Crew Dogs - Swooper - And any other Skydiver Types that I missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #2 April 16, 2009 Quote Lets hear your tongue and Cheek descriptions (50 to 100 words) of what each of the following types of Skydiver are: Belly Flyers - Freeflyers - Crew Dogs - Swooper - Wingsuiters - And any other Skydiver Types that I missed. Added one. "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 April 16, 2009 the wingsuiters are gay ponylovers, everyone knows that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimmie 186 #4 April 16, 2009 Belly Flyers-Dinosaurs Free Flyers-Posers Crew Dogs-crazy idiots Swooper-dead idiots Wing suiters-loners Sky surfers-ancient artifacts Sitflyers-museum relics Tunnel rats-cheaters Load organizers-targets TM's-meat haulers AAFI's-pussy magnets Pilots-trained monkeys Packers-tax dodgers Exotic boogie organizers-broke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #5 April 16, 2009 Quote the wingsuiters are gay ponylovers, everyone knows that.. Just because we like to wear expensive dresses doesn't make us gay ... "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #6 April 16, 2009 Quote Belly Flyers-Dinosaurs Stable & perfectionistic Free Flyers-Posers who can't maintain stable belly flight Crew Dogs-crazy idiots Enjoy tickling a lion's balls Swooper-dead idiots Enjoy chewing on said lion's balls Wing suiters-loners Not afraid of bad spots Sky surfers-ancient artifacts Sitflyers-museum relics Tunnel rats-cheaters Load organizers-targets TM's-meat haulers / bus drivers AAFI's-pussy magnets Pilots-trained monkeys Too scared to experience REAL flight, but still invaluable Packers-tax dodgers Exotic boogie organizers-broke My 2c worth A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #7 April 16, 2009 Quote Quote Lets hear your tongue and Cheek descriptions (50 to 100 words) of what each of the following types of Skydiver are: Belly Flyers - Freeflyers - Crew Dogs - Swooper - Wingsuiters - Turtle - And any other Skydiver Types that I missed. Added one. added one tooscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #8 April 17, 2009 QuotePackers-tax dodgers Aren't packers mostly illegal immigrants too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #9 April 17, 2009 No. But they do shop at Goodwill. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 April 17, 2009 Quote [ Just because we like to wear expensive dresses doesn't make us gay ... No, but the way you all mince down the aisle in the Otter does. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bfilarsky 0 #11 April 17, 2009 Quote Quote Belly Flyers-Dinosaurs Stable & perfectionistic Free Flyers-Posers who can't maintain stable belly flight Crew Dogs-crazy idiots Enjoy tickling a lion's balls Swooper-dead idiots Enjoy chewing on said lion's balls Wing suiters-loners Not afraid of bad spots Sky surfers-ancient artifacts Sitflyers-museum relics Tunnel rats-cheaters Load organizers-targets TM's-meat haulers / bus drivers AAFI's-pussy magnets Pilots-trained monkeys Too scared to experience REAL flight, but still invaluable Packers-tax dodgers Exotic boogie organizers-broke My 2c worth What, you've never met a pilot who's also a skydiver? haha I love the swooper comment. Priceless! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #12 April 17, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteBelly Flyers-Vertically challenged Free Flyers- Horizontially Dyslexic Crew Dogs-waiting to be re-gifted Swooper-over compensating Wing suiters-escape artist Sky surfers-Bizzy Ditches Sitflyers-gave up on belly and free fly Tunnel rats-canopy disaters TM's-idiot proofing drunken bets AFFI's-3500 ft police Pilot's-restricted short bus driver Packers-heroes I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airdvr 210 #13 April 17, 2009 From Pat Works' United We Fall The Skydiver: (Male Variety). Between the insecurity of childhood and the insecurity of second childhood, we find the Skydiver. Skydivers are found everywhere: in bars, under bars, behind bars, looking through bars, in trouble, in debt, in love and in the air. Skydivers come in assorted sizes, shapes, and weights in states of sobriety, misery and confusion. Girls love them, mothers worry about them. Unemployment Checks support them, and, by some coincidence, they manage to get along with each other. The skydiver is laziness with a deck of cards, a millionaire without a cent, bravery with a smile. The Skydiver is a composite sly as a fox, has the brains of an idiot, the energy of a turtle, the sincerity of a liar, the appetite of an elephant, the aspirations of a Cassanova, the stories of a hero. When he wants something, it is usually free jumps, more money, a good piece of tail. He dislikes ASO'S, getting up early. small planes, hot-shot pilots (who never hit the DZ), the week before his payday, his girls' father's curfew, and legs (that is a landlover). He likes girls, women, females and all members of the opposite sex. No one can think of you so often and write so seldom. No one can get so much fun out of your letters, old jump)suits and sex movies. The skydiver is a magical creature: you can lock him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not out of your mind. -Author Unknown http://users.cs.fiu.edu/~esj/uwf/uwf.htmlPlease don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sickandtwisted 0 #14 April 17, 2009 The "barely current" jumper -- WUFFO with a rigSkymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites madhatter 0 #15 April 17, 2009 Pilots - Some are good inside AND out! Any better? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites madhatter 0 #16 April 17, 2009 Excellent! & thanks for the link A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites noname 0 #17 April 17, 2009 Homeless -- Just broke up with his girlfriend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #18 April 17, 2009 QuoteHomeless -- Just broke up LOST HIS TURN with his girlfriend The correction is in caps.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #19 April 21, 2009 Anybody got any more? These are great. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybill 22 #20 April 21, 2009 Hi toes, Saw an ad in the "Personals" a while back, "WANTED" A good woman who can cook, pack and repair parachutes, skydives and owns a Bar....'please enclose photo of Bar' Typical Skydiver I'd say, guy type anyway.SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sweetness 0 #21 April 23, 2009 Is there a female variety as well ? "Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear ..." (Blackadder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lippy 918 #22 April 23, 2009 The Beer Fridge Lurker. Every DZ has one of these. Is he a skydiver? Who invited him? I don't know, but I do know that the sound of a 6-er being set down in the fridge has the same affect on this guy as saying 'bacon' within 10' of my mother's dog: His ears perk up and a small trail of saliva exits the left-hand side of his mouth (with the exception of Beer-Fridge-Lurker Jimmy after his stroke, he's always got that saliva trail going on)I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
airdvr 210 #13 April 17, 2009 From Pat Works' United We Fall The Skydiver: (Male Variety). Between the insecurity of childhood and the insecurity of second childhood, we find the Skydiver. Skydivers are found everywhere: in bars, under bars, behind bars, looking through bars, in trouble, in debt, in love and in the air. Skydivers come in assorted sizes, shapes, and weights in states of sobriety, misery and confusion. Girls love them, mothers worry about them. Unemployment Checks support them, and, by some coincidence, they manage to get along with each other. The skydiver is laziness with a deck of cards, a millionaire without a cent, bravery with a smile. The Skydiver is a composite sly as a fox, has the brains of an idiot, the energy of a turtle, the sincerity of a liar, the appetite of an elephant, the aspirations of a Cassanova, the stories of a hero. When he wants something, it is usually free jumps, more money, a good piece of tail. He dislikes ASO'S, getting up early. small planes, hot-shot pilots (who never hit the DZ), the week before his payday, his girls' father's curfew, and legs (that is a landlover). He likes girls, women, females and all members of the opposite sex. No one can think of you so often and write so seldom. No one can get so much fun out of your letters, old jump)suits and sex movies. The skydiver is a magical creature: you can lock him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not out of your mind. -Author Unknown http://users.cs.fiu.edu/~esj/uwf/uwf.htmlPlease don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #14 April 17, 2009 The "barely current" jumper -- WUFFO with a rigSkymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #15 April 17, 2009 Pilots - Some are good inside AND out! Any better? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #16 April 17, 2009 Excellent! & thanks for the link A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noname 0 #17 April 17, 2009 Homeless -- Just broke up with his girlfriend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 April 17, 2009 QuoteHomeless -- Just broke up LOST HIS TURN with his girlfriend The correction is in caps.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 April 21, 2009 Anybody got any more? These are great. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #20 April 21, 2009 Hi toes, Saw an ad in the "Personals" a while back, "WANTED" A good woman who can cook, pack and repair parachutes, skydives and owns a Bar....'please enclose photo of Bar' Typical Skydiver I'd say, guy type anyway.SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweetness 0 #21 April 23, 2009 Is there a female variety as well ? "Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear ..." (Blackadder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #22 April 23, 2009 The Beer Fridge Lurker. Every DZ has one of these. Is he a skydiver? Who invited him? I don't know, but I do know that the sound of a 6-er being set down in the fridge has the same affect on this guy as saying 'bacon' within 10' of my mother's dog: His ears perk up and a small trail of saliva exits the left-hand side of his mouth (with the exception of Beer-Fridge-Lurker Jimmy after his stroke, he's always got that saliva trail going on)I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
