New names for a baby

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Ok so my fiancee's daughter is now pregnant. Her name is Tiffany and I've been thinking about some awesome names to name the baby. Heres what Ive got so far...

If it’s a Boy:

Mike Hunt
Dick Pound
Steven C Bahls
Gay Love
Harry Ball
Gayford Buttram
Justin Butts
Mike Litoris
Chew Cok
Gooey Tarballs
Mike Hock
Richard Head
Richard Pfister
Delong Wang

And if its a girl... (you know in case it comes out asian )

Suk Wang
Sharonda Cox
Lik Poon
Lucious Pusey


And this next one works for either a male or female..

Fuk Vu

Do you have any more names to add to the list?

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Jason

Emily

In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

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Diane Choksondik

Always be kinder than you feel.

[MarkTL 0]

Mike kocksbig
Ben Dover

Live life with no regrets

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Miss Choksondik

What was the name of the bus driver?

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!

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OH yeah...I just remembered two REAL names (most of the other names are real but I'm sure several are made up)

Dick Trickle
Dick Feeler

Both of these guys were Nascar drivers at some point in the past years.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

What about:


Migrandads Anashol


It works for either gender!

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that works for me cause I'm NOT a grand dad.

[turtlespeed 226]

Allen M. Butts

Ru Grover

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[freefallfreak 0]

Target??

Cause everybody had a shot at it?

I said that about a friend's baby (I was just joking) and it stuck. Now, 22 years later, she's still called that.

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

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Giuseppemariacorazondelahoyacarnivaljosemartinezdelacruz. or Sparky for short.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

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Boy
Cole Kutz
Sal Lahmi
Pepe RonI
Hal Jalyekakik
Phil Meyers (think Boston accent)
Harry Bush
George W Bush
Jimmy DeLocke

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[popsjumper 2]

Seymour Butts
Willie Makeit

Of course, these are not original names from me. They are authors.

Seymour wrote, "Under the Bleachers".
Willie wrote, "25 Miles to the Outhouse".

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Here are a couple of REAL names that I've encountered. Before anyone jumps to conclusions, these names cross any sort of racial or cultural barriers that you may think of.

Germanthony ("german-thony, like German and Anthony put together)
L-Ann (pronounced Le-dash-ann, yes you pronounce the hyphen)
William Williams (more than one person with this name)

Something I haven't seen yet, but am waiting for is:

kyrzykstanley

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Seymour Butts
Willie Makeit

Of course, these are not original names from me. They are authors.

Seymour wrote, "Under the Bleachers".
Willie wrote, "25 Miles to the Outhouse".

I used to work at a place where a salesman would call for my boss. I thought they were kidding with me...

Seymour Gash

Always be kinder than you feel.

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Here are a couple of REAL names that I've encountered. Before anyone jumps to conclusions, these names cross any sort of racial or cultural barriers that you may think of.

Germanthony ("german-thony, like German and Anthony put together)
L-Ann (pronounced Le-dash-ann, yes you pronounce the hyphen)
William Williams (more than one person with this name)

Something I haven't seen yet, but am waiting for is:

kyrzykstanley

COULD be - that Jeff might name his kid that!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun