happythoughts 0 #1 October 26, 2007 A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house. The young family's 6-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. When they got to the bank, the teller asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew building a house all week." "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week too?" She replied "I will if those useless sons of bitches at the lumber yard ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #2 October 26, 2007 I like it! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #3 October 26, 2007 That's spot on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 April 28, 2009 A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met an Amishman. He told the Amishman his story. "Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the Amishman. "Yes, yes," the man replied. “Oh, I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the Amishman. "She doesn't know anything about cars." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
