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Oh sure another BACON harlet trying to get to my prise..........wait...WTF am I saying.....How you doing??...my Bacon is your bacon...just dont bring your B/F ;):P



Well, he's actually my husband. But since he doesn't eat pig, he'll probably let me go on my own. :P

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So I'm sitting here emailing out pic's etc and I hear my G/F beeping the horn in the driveway...I walk out and say....thats kinda rude ya know...only to find out that she wanted me to grab something from the trunk.....well...I'm awe struck to open the trunk and see a whole BOX of BACON sitting there:o:)

Now I remember why I keep her around;).....hint to the ladies...wana keep a man happy...bring him a BOX O BACON B|






Thanks BillyVance :)
I now have learned to butter my BACON :)


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hint to the ladies...wana keep a man happy...bring him a BOX O BACON



'nother hint. If your man has a sizeable life insurance policy (with no health exclusions), bring him a box o' bacon every week. You'll be rolling in DOUGH by the end of the year. ;)
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