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How drunk can you be and still board a flight?

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Although I do partake in a tall glass of beer sometimes at the airport, I don't down drink after drink. All or most of the airport bars jack up the price of a nice glass of beer to almost the price of a cheap 6 pack of beer at the grocery store. :S

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Through some concentration, minimal talking, and walking slow I got myself onto the plane incident-free. There's no doubt in my mind that i looked either a) slightly drunk or b) very tired or c) some combination of both, but I didn't look d) loaded like I was going to cause a problem on the plane.



That my good sir, is exactly how I got on the plane. B|
I wasn't slusshed, but feeling pretty damn good, and fell asleep immediately upon finding my seat and didn't wake up until we landed. One of the best flights I've been on :)
BTW, arguing for more gun control, doesn't go very well in Texas :D:P
The death penalty was going to be next, but unfortunately it was time to leave. :$:D
Inveniam Viam aut Faciam
I'm back biatches!

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Just took another ridiculous board licensing exam. $1200 worth of test that I didn't want to take. Anyway I'm at the airport in Houston and I'm about to get my drink for the next 3 hours until boarding starts



In Houston? Check.

Wasted $1200? Check.

Drinking cause your wallet was just raped to prove that you can speak English? Check.

What is the Step II CS Board Exam?

Do I win a prize?



Ding, Ding, Ding! We have a winner!
And for a prize.... Ummm ... Nothing, did you just read I spent $1200 on a completely useless test
Inveniam Viam aut Faciam
I'm back biatches!

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Although I do partake in a tall glass of beer sometimes at the airport, I don't down drink after drink. All or most of the airport bars jack up the price of a nice glass of beer to almost the price of a cheap 6 pack of beer at the grocery store. :S

Spoken like a true family man breadwinner.B| That's why we have so many parties and dinners at our house. A lot more fun for everyone's buck when you DIY at home. And it prevents DUI on the way home. ;)

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Although I do partake in a tall glass of beer sometimes at the airport, I don't down drink after drink. All or most of the airport bars jack up the price of a nice glass of beer to almost the price of a cheap 6 pack of beer at the grocery store. :S



You could say that about many bars, all sporting events, concerts, etc. It's a darn shame, it is!

The 10 Martini's were doubly reimbursable, I was traveling on my wife's company's relocation package since I was meeting her in FL to house-shop and during the layover my company reported a server outage that only I could handle. I was "working" as I was drinking the martini's so that counted as a reimbursable work-meal:)
It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

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Just took another ridiculous board licensing exam. $1200 worth of test that I didn't want to take. Anyway I'm at the airport in Houston and I'm about to get my drink for the next 3 hours until boarding starts



In Houston? Check.

Wasted $1200? Check.

Drinking cause your wallet was just raped to prove that you can speak English? Check.

What is the Step II CS Board Exam?

Do I win a prize?


I, myself, was thinking "where's my :D?" B|

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Dependsh how well shu hides it.

Quiet drunks on flights, I'm cool with (as long as they don't fall asleep on you and slobber on your clothes).

Loud, aggressive drunks should be ejected on the basis of obnoxiousness as much as safety. Regardless of whether the plane has already taken off. :o

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