Superman32 0 #1 April 28, 2009 Just took another ridiculous board licensing exam. $1200 worth of test that I didn't want to take. Anyway I'm at the airport in Houston and I'm about to get my drink for the next 3 hours until boarding starts Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #2 April 28, 2009 Do some field research and get back to us. ...if they'll let you use your Blackberry from jail, that is. Elvisio "0.08 my ASS!" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 April 28, 2009 Quote Just took another ridiculous board licensing exam. $1200 worth of test that I didn't want to take. Anyway I'm at the airport in Houston and I'm about to get my drink for the next 3 hours until boarding starts I don't know but I am sure you will know if they won't let you board the plane in 3hrs...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #4 April 29, 2009 The shots were smooth, beer tasty, and I'm arguing gun control in Texas I hope I can get out of here Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 April 29, 2009 QuoteHow drunk can you be and still board a flight? How many have you had? That was one too many--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #6 April 29, 2009 Just one more jagger bomb for the road That was one too many Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 April 29, 2009 The technical answer is~ if the cabin crew thinks you may be a problem/danger to yourself or others during the flight--- you're off... The actual real world answer is~ if you're arguing gun control with a TEXAN in Texas, you've had a few too many! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 April 29, 2009 Quote The shots were smooth, beer tasty, and I'm arguing gun control in Texas If you're in my home state arguing for gun control, you're too drunk to fly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 April 29, 2009 Quoteif you're arguing gun control with a TEXAN in Texas, you've had a few too many! Depends. Maybe the disagreement is one or two hand gripYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 April 29, 2009 QuoteQuoteif you're arguing gun control with a TEXAN in Texas, you've had a few too many! Depends. Maybe the disagreement is one or two hand grip At an airport, doubtful, but point taken...now go eat something, I'm sure your hungry after al that thinking. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #11 April 29, 2009 QuoteJust took another ridiculous board licensing exam. $1200 worth of test that I didn't want to take. Anyway I'm at the airport in Houston and I'm about to get my drink for the next 3 hours until boarding starts In Houston? Check. Wasted $1200? Check. Drinking cause your wallet was just raped to prove that you can speak English? Check. What is the Step II CS Board Exam? Do I win a prize? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 April 29, 2009 i'd be sooooo much in trouble after 3hrs waiting.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #13 April 29, 2009 Quote i'd be sooooo much in trouble after 3hrs waiting.. Aren't you always in some sort of trouble???? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 April 29, 2009 Quote Quote i'd be sooooo much in trouble after 3hrs waiting.. Aren't you always in some sort of trouble???? +1 (at least) (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 April 29, 2009 Quote Quote Quote i'd be sooooo much in trouble after 3hrs waiting.. Aren't you always in some sort of trouble???? +1 (at least) i need to find another board, i'm being stalked and harrassed here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 April 29, 2009 At least I'm not rude and naughty!!! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #17 April 29, 2009 Quote At least I'm not rude and naughty!!! Who here is rude and naughty??? I know people who are rude, and I know people who are naughty. But I can't think of anyone who is both. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #18 April 29, 2009 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 April 29, 2009 Quote At least I'm not rude and naughty!!! i'm being totally misunderstood, story of my life.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 April 29, 2009 Quote i'm being totally misunderstood, story of my life.. I guess that could happen ...... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 April 29, 2009 Quote Quote The shots were smooth, beer tasty, and I'm arguing gun control in Texas If you're in my home state arguing for gun control, you're too drunk to fly. If you are a human AMERICAN and you are arguing for gun control, you are too drunk.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #22 April 29, 2009 QuoteJust took another ridiculous board licensing exam. $1200 worth of test that I didn't want to take. Anyway I'm at the airport in Houston and I'm about to get my drink for the next 3 hours until boarding starts It depends on how much you can control yourself during the vital few moments of standing in line, presenting your boarding pass, and finding you seat. I once had a delayed flight cause an extended layover and managed to down 10 vodka martini's in about 90 minutes. Needless to say I was drunk enough that driving was out of the question. Through some concentration, minimal talking, and walking slow I got myself onto the plane incident-free. There's no doubt in my mind that i looked either a) slightly drunk or b) very tired or c) some combination of both, but I didn't look d) loaded like I was going to cause a problem on the plane.It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #23 April 29, 2009 You, sir, are model of holding your liquor. That's a lot of martinis. The FAR's speak a lot about "appearing intoxicated." If you can behave, I think you'll usually get on the plane. Bachelor party tandems? Maybe they started the day off with a Bloody Mary? Does the passenger appear intoxicated? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #24 April 29, 2009 Quote You, sir, are model of holding your liquor. That's a lot of martinis. e they started the day off with a Bloody Mary? Does the passenger appear intoxicated? I fell asleep / passed out on the flight, was absolutely zero problem to the flight crew FWIW, I almost never fly commercial completely sober. If I'm flying eastbound, it's nearly 100% a red-eye and a few glasses of heavy red-wine help me sleep through the flight. Flying westbound (or north / south) is usually a day flight, but I'm always at the airport early enough for 1-2 beers. Layovers, well I've admitted to that behavior already Edit to add the FWIW paragraph.It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #25 April 29, 2009 -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
