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eeneR

Mystery bruises!

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Dont you love a few days after the weekend, you start finding mystery bruises?

Ladyskydiver and I had this conversation this weekend, but Im one of those people who takes for ever to bruise :ph34r: I just this morning managed to find a nasty bruise on the top of my hand, two on my right leg on one on my left :S

The one on the top of my hand hurts like a biatch! The leg ones arent so painful...

Have to sit back and think WTF they came from? :D

Course I do know where the bit lip came from...god bless full face helmets! :)
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
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I have a bruise on my calf that has been there for 4 months. I know exactly how I got it and I was even sober. Now I jsut wish it would go away. I also have one on the inside of my left knee from rear floating that never seems to go away.

No unexplain or explained bit marks though.:D

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The zip-ties are too tight, try a nice silk scarf instead.

Yea well that would be a fun excuse...but being single at the moment cant blame the zipties!:)
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
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A while back, a friend went in for her bc pills checkup. The doc said everything was ok, but "was there any other issues that she would like to discuss" and "everything is confidential...". Those types of comments. She finally asked "what are you driving at?"

"I noticed that you have bruises on your thighs and arms. I was wondering if there was an abuse issue."

She said that she explained a) she bruises easily and b) how 10-way speed docks sometimes occur. :D

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You think you have bruises now, wait till after this weekend



:o im skeerd now :o

I will not hit the wall...I will not hit the wall...I will not hit the wall....:D

Course that will not stop the lovely rough grip bruises :o
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eeneR
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I'll make a mental note now, to be sure to not fly with you


Hey I didnt say I give the bruises....I just end up getting them.

As for the wall I did damn good in Perris, I think i tapped it once with my foot....:D
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
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One morning in bed I was complaing to my wife about the bruise on my arm on her side. (She beats me:P)

The wife denied it and called my attention to the fact that i had matching bruises on both arms:o I had to think for a while how that could happen:|

Beware of being picked up by amazon not only will she take your breath away she wall also leave brusies on your body:P

R.I.P.

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I'm just glad there isn't any web cam at the Florida tunnel.


No kidding! I dont want to be the days entertainment for 3 days straight :S
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I'm just glad there isn't any web cam at the Florida tunnel.


No kidding! I dont want to be the days entertainment for 3 days straight :S



So now what am I supposed to do for entertainment??????:D

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So now what am I supposed to do for entertainment??????


Come and get your drink on with us Sat night :P I think tutu tango is gonna be pissed at us after our motly crew shows up :D

Not that long of a drive to Orlando for ya is it :P
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:D At least we figured out where the one bruise of mine came from...although I do have a few others that showed up. :S Gotta love the blue and purple bruises. :D

Think your bruises came from the same jump mine did?
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Think your bruises came from the same jump mine did?

Its possible, but then again there is no reason for my right leg to be bruised on the inside from Rear Float....

Then again I bruise very slow, the ones on my leg could be from Perris and I just noticed them...I was front float on Right trail for 4 jumps...that would explain bruises on the inside of a right leg :o
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Renee.. the bruises.. may have some form having your legstraps too tight... or something else too tight....



:o
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
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