riddler 0 #26 May 7, 2009 Quote You're shitting me!! 3 years of changing diapers??? Man!! I can tell you from first-hand experience. This is true. But I can also tell you that parents get competitive about how fast theirs were trained, and many of them exaggerate a bit. My mother for instance, claimed I was completely trained at 11 months, but I didn't walk until 13 months. I'm still trying to figure out how I did that Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #27 May 7, 2009 Quote Usually you gotta pay extra for thator so I've heard Bwahahaha!!! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #28 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote not even close. try 2 1/2 - 3 years, and even then there are lots of "accidents". You're shitting me!! 3 years of changing diapers??? Man!! that's if you only have one fuck trophy. i have three and have almost 6 straight years of changing shitty diapers behind me and still two more years to go. the really fun stage is somewhere between 2 and 3 where they decide its fun to dig the poop out of the diaper and smear it on toys. my crazy wife cleans the toys off, but i through them away. i don't care how well its cleaned, i'm always grossed out by a poop toy. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #29 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote not even close. try 2 1/2 - 3 years, and even then there are lots of "accidents". You're shitting me!! 3 years of changing diapers??? Man!! that's if you only have one fuck trophy. i have three and have almost 6 straight years of changing shitty diapers behind me and still two more years to go. the really fun stage is somewhere between 2 and 3 where they decide its fun to dig the poop out of the diaper and smear it on toys. my crazy wife cleans the toys off, but i through them away. i don't care how well its cleaned, i'm always grossed out by a poop toy. SWEET Walt loves you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #30 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote not even close. try 2 1/2 - 3 years, and even then there are lots of "accidents". You're shitting me!! 3 years of changing diapers??? Man!! that's if you only have one fuck trophy. i have three and have almost 6 straight years of changing shitty diapers behind me and still two more years to go. the really fun stage is somewhere between 2 and 3 where they decide its fun to dig the poop out of the diaper and smear it on toys. my crazy wife cleans the toys off, but i through them away. i don't care how well its cleaned, i'm always grossed out by a poop toy. OMFG!!!!! AWESOME!!! LisaH, I'm pretty sure you've copied and pasted this whole thread out for Walt Appel by now. If not, I'll do it for you. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #31 May 7, 2009 I am so glad my kids are past that stage. Now all I have to deal with is boys, schoolwork, boys, sisters, boys, hair, boys, make-up, boys, and soon....driving. When the hell did I get so old? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #32 May 7, 2009 Quote fuck trophy. OMG - I've never heard a baby referred to like that!!! I have no "fuck trophies" so there's absolutely no proof I've ever had sex. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #33 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote fuck trophy. OMG - I've never heard a baby referred to like that!!! I have no "fuck trophies" so there's absolutely no proof I've ever had sex. The first thing I thought when I read that was "That rates right up there with cocktologist. Lucky's gonna LOVE this!" A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #34 May 8, 2009 Quote I don't think there is anybody that can get through their first shit diaper change without gagging or some kind of reaction, but most do get used to it. Not only do you do it, but you'll talk about it with other parents. Mastery is when it not only doesn't bother you, but you eat a sammitch while you change the baby (THAT is where you test how strong someone's stomach is!!!) Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #35 May 8, 2009 Quote Relax ladies... it's really no big deal when its 'your' kid True story. Funny how that works like that. Quote playing the 'superman' thing (she loved it and would genuinely belly laugh!). On one particular occasion, my daughter hurled and I got tagged from top of my chest up. ...and yes, that included a mouthful on my end! +1 Exact thing happened to me too. I couldn't care less. I wouldn't trade those days for anything in the world. One day I was talking to a jumper and changing one of my kids' diapers at the same time (big multi-tasker, me). He's a dad too, and when I was done he said he'd never seen anyone change a diaper that fast. I told him it was something I didn't really want to spend a lot of time doing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #36 May 8, 2009 Quote so there's absolutely no proof I've ever had sex. Vskydiver and I have done it exactly four times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #37 May 8, 2009 Quote Quote so there's absolutely no proof I've ever had sex. Vskydiver and I have done it exactly four times. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #38 May 8, 2009 Walt's reply for this thread: "That is just wrong. Goes to show you that kids are evil!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #39 May 8, 2009 Quote Walt's reply for this thread: "That is just wrong. Goes to show you that kids are evil!" No shit! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #40 May 9, 2009 How in the world, do these things happen to YOU???? Is it luck? Kharma? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #41 May 9, 2009 Quote How in the world, do these things happen to YOU???? Is it luck? Kharma? Chuck No, it's called "grandparents' revenge". My dad will laugh his ass off when I tell him the story. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funjumper101 15 #42 May 9, 2009 I was shat upon in a different way. True story - I lost a laptop computer to a load of birdshit. I was walking between buildings with an open laptop. When I walked under the trees by the building I was headed to, the laptop sceen went FLASH, then blank. The big nasty wet load hit the power button dead on and went around the outside of the switch. The laptop was dead, very dead. The moboard and power supply were toast. The hard disk was still good. So was the RAM. It was out of warranty, so it got tossed. My boss and two colleagues were walking with me, so I had witnesses. We all started busting up laughing when it happened and we figured out what happened. It still cracks me up thinking about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #43 May 9, 2009 So that's what you call it!Nobody could make that up... for sure!Your dad will be on the floor slappin' himself when he hears that. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
