Pokerstar 0 #26 May 8, 2009 QuoteCushy kneepads since i'm on my knees so much giving bjs... Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #27 May 9, 2009 We want you to put the fucking seat down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #28 May 9, 2009 Quote Women, they do not know what they want nor when they want it but rather they know how to stab any heart they can get their hands on. A guy with a very lost look in his eyes and a large glass of very expensive liquid once told me that. Really dude? Really? I don't even know what else to say, but that's just pathetic.Sorry, I don't mean to insult, but ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #29 May 9, 2009 Quote We want you to put the fucking seat down. Nice crossover!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #30 May 9, 2009 Quote We want you to put the fucking seat down. Well gee...all ya had to do was ask nicely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crustySCSA69 0 #31 May 9, 2009 Ladies... I can be "different things." at the drop of a hat.... "depending on the circumstances: I can be whatever you want .... I am "someone who will love " you " for " you ... I would love you to "to walk around naked when possible"... always, is fine.... Some of my outstanding attributes are "Sincerity, honesty, and respect!"... "Mel Gibson" has modeled most of his movies off of me. ... "The crux of the biscut is the apostrophy" is a simple conjecture in Quantum Physics (just in case that was a woman) .. "Everything" is what you'll get.... I "want" you " to have " your " cake, and eat it too"...(we can probably arrange more than cake)... I will serve you many "iced caramel latte"s in "a swimming pool" ... I will be quiet while you have "....a nap"... You won't have to say "I took care of it " when the pots dirty ... I'll think "you rock" in ALL ways ... I already know it's "up to " me " to figuire that out"... You won't "have to tell" me ... I'll stock up on lots of "Cushy kneepads"... I always "put the fucking seat down. "... Nothing you say will "insult" me.... ........... There you have it ladies... the only question is.. WHO'S FIRST ??? \ (just to be honest, the airbrushed photo in my icon, probably does exaggerate my handsome visage, but it is close) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #32 May 9, 2009 Friendships, love, respect, kindness, challenges, independence / dependence / interdependence, the reassurance of contact, the peace of isolation, the chaos of excitement, the quiet of confidence, the feeling of being important to ourselves. and a tim tam or two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #33 May 9, 2009 Quote Friendships, love, respect, kindness, challenges, independence / dependence / interdependence, the reassurance of contact, the peace of isolation, the chaos of excitement, the quiet of confidence, the feeling of being important to ourselves. and a tim tam or two. I can give any woman ALL of that in some measure or otherYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jshaver123 0 #34 May 9, 2009 dang had me pegged until you mentioned the cat lol.... oh well off to find someone with no cat lmao.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jshaver123 0 #35 May 9, 2009 well one of the things women luck for inherently is confidence.... you can be walking around with your head down...lol and all women want a guy that doesnt give a fuck and just jumps out of planes lmao.... had to through that in lol... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #36 May 9, 2009 "Mel Gibson" has modeled most of his movies off of me. ... Yeah me too....especially "Forever Young"! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #37 May 9, 2009 Well, I'll tell the truth... A friend that will crawl into bed with me at the end of the day and wake up with me in the morning and does not want/need to spend every waking moment with me. Intelligence, independence and the balls to tell me when I'm wrong, when I'm out of line and when I'm being a PITA. Hot sex and occassionally some support/encouragement. For now, that would make me content. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
