Ketia0 0 #1 May 12, 2009 More skydiver jokes? Or sayings?? Ive been on the internet for about 3 days looking up skydiving stuff.. and most of it is the same.. Anyone know any good skydiving Jokes/quirps/sayings"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #2 May 12, 2009 What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? The golfer goes whack, "Shit!" The skydiver goes "Shit!" whack! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3 May 12, 2009 How can you tell a good 4-way team from a bad 4-way team? A good 4-way team going in sounds like "[WHACK]". A bad 4-way team goes "[WHACK] ... [WHACK][WHACK] ... [WHACK]"“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 May 12, 2009 Nothing good here. Blue Skys Black Death gets whuffos most of the time-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 May 12, 2009 Quote Ive been on the internet for about 3 days looking up skydiving stuff.. and most of it is the same.. Try writing some and you'll figure it out.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #6 May 12, 2009 -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 May 12, 2009 QuoteBlue Skys Black Death gets whuffos most of the time It's also a pretty good way to ferret out the skydivers from the posers. If person claims to have been a tandem instructor for 10 years and has NEVER heard the phrase . . . come on. BTW, yeah, I recently ran into one of those.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #8 May 12, 2009 Nipple boy at it AGAIN???? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #9 May 12, 2009 So,you meet a TI that never heard that phrase,ehI have to know,what kind of shit did you guys talk about? I had a conversation with a base jumper who jumped a 19 cell canopy from a radio tower at 150',30 sec.freefalltoo. Man this guy knew what he was doinCould not come up with an answer for what my necklace was used for on a system though -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #10 May 12, 2009 Quote from a radio tower at 150',30 sec.freefalltoo Ohhhhh, he's got them MAD tracking skills “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #11 May 12, 2009 If asked i would have been told that he could track at least 3-4 miles from 150AGL. Oh thats right,he did not know what those letters meant -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #12 May 12, 2009 Quote If asked i would have been told that he could track at least 3-4 miles from 150AGL. Oh thats right,he did not know what those letters meant Here they are called "bar jumpers" “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 May 12, 2009 QuoteHow can you tell a good 4-way team from a bad 4-way team? A good 4-way team going in sounds like "[WHACK]". A bad 4-way team goes "[WHACK] ... [WHACK][WHACK] ... [WHACK]" A GREAT 4-way team turns another point after the bounce.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 May 12, 2009 i dont like them bar jumpers..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 May 12, 2009 A tandem hook-up has 5 connection points. Oh wait...that's not a joke.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #16 May 12, 2009 Quote i dont like them bar jumpers.. You get competition down there??? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #17 May 12, 2009 I even offered to go jump with him,but then he had so many things to do before he could jump again. "Bar Jumpers"as a matter of fact this was in a bar like place i met him. What gets to me too is all these people want to jump,then when you get things in the final streach and ask for the $$$ to get the guy under way his mother had just died.Ya know the kinds I'm talking about there too?-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #18 May 12, 2009 Yep... Keep running into this kind of people all the time...“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 May 12, 2009 Quote Yep... Keep running into this kind of people all the time... Yeah, and I run into people that say "I wouldn't jump if you paid me a million dollars" Hello??? In this economy, I'd do it for the cash! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #20 May 12, 2009 But.... they can be so amusing years ago the entire instructional staff at Richland skysports went to comedy night at the casino and a guy sitting on the other side of the table noticed our skydiving shirts and commented that he jumped there, with a little more questioning he stated that he jumped tandem with a guy that was a jumper but we all knew he had no ratings, nor had he been a current jumper for quite some time. The guy continued his line of BS telling us all about his tandem that he made with this guy--- and he was backside.... We were all laughing at his expense as he dug himself in deeper. We finally called him on his BS letting him know that we all worked there and he was full of sh*t. His bluster that we wer'nt there and his fail attempts to convince his girlfriend that we didnt know what we were talking about was very amusing. I think he was more fun than the comics that night Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
