I Dont Get Women

[Andy_Copland 0]

So today was talking with the lady, she asked if i was gonna jump tonight and i said "probably not, winds are looking shit" and all was well. Turns out winds might be OK so im packing up and she's went to bed all pissy saying "you said you weren't jumping tonight".

I wont be gone til midnight when shes asleep by 10:30 anyway...so what difference does it make?

Women, if they didnt have juicy labia's i wouldn't bother

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Some women say that about "British beef" and "pork swords".

Have fun in that 1.5 seconds.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[1969912 0]

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Women, if they didnt have juicy labia's beef curtains i wouldn't bother

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[Nataly 38]

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So today was talking with the lady, she asked if i was gonna jump tonight and i said "probably not, winds are looking shit" and all was well. Turns out winds might be OK so im packing up and she's went to bed all pissy saying "you said you weren't jumping tonight".

I wont be gone til midnight when shes asleep by 10:30 anyway...so what difference does it make?

Women, if they didnt have juicy labia's i wouldn't bother

Umm.. I'm only speculating here, but I once dated a base jumper and I always had trouble sleeping when I knew he was doing a jump.. And then if I did fall asleep and wake up & he wasn't there I'd worry. And if he woke me up in the middle of the night I was just plain annoyed to be missing out on sleep!!

Don't know.. Maybe I'm just a weirdo and your woman is mad for entirely different reasons!!

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[Nutz 0]

If it is any consolation, I don't get any women either.

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