Rebecca 0 #1 March 25, 2004 More people are using computers to find that special someone. Here are some tips to help make your online-dating experience safe and fun: Under no circumstance should you give someone you meet online a lot of personal information. You could place yourself in the dangerous position of having a date who knows what a loser you are. When considering the serious step of marriage, it's good form to seek the approval of the message-board moderator. Online dating services provide an easy way for recently divorced singles to meet new and interesting people. It's too bad your ex-wife got to keep the computer. When you write your online classified ad, be sure to make explicit the fact that a sense of humor is very important to you. Set yourself apart by choosing a descriptive user-name like SocialRetard342, CuteFaceFatAss, or RohypnolLarry. If you're having a hard time finding a decent, commitment-minded man through e-dating, why don't you try to e-shut the fuck up for once and stop your e-bitching. Don't just tell women what they want to hear. Type it in all caps. Remember, online dating is not for everyone—only the desperate and pathetic. Dates like to know that they're appreciated. Go the extra mile and send that special someone an e-card or virtual flowers. For best results, try whichever dating service happens to be advertised to the right or left of this chart. If you decide to break up with your online mate, for God's sake, have the decency to do it over the phone. If you're a man who prefers younger women, but you only seem to get responses from older women, take heart: Older women can give birth to younger women. When getting together for the first time, arrange to meet online dates in an open, public place. That way, you can use binoculars to check them out from the car beforehand. Don't worry. If you actually meet someone decent over the Internet, the two of you can tell people you met at a party. From The Onion, of course. Some of these just cracked me up! So have you DZ.couples paid HH his pimpin' fees yet? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #2 March 25, 2004 Bwahahaha that is hilarious!!! roflmao i know people that fit that description too...they hide behind the keyboard...roflmao...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #3 March 26, 2004 ok so I thought you had no time to edit the pictures.... come on... please we want the pictures oh yeah good tips ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themitchyone 0 #4 March 26, 2004 LMAO! Seeing as I've met people online, now I really feel like a SocialRetard342 even more that before. Thanks ."If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 March 26, 2004 QuoteWhen getting together for the first time, arrange to meet online dates in an open, public place. That way, you can use binoculars to check them out from the car beforehand. THis REALLLY does work... BWAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #6 May 13, 2009 Ok honestly, how do you figure out what a person is really like during the initial few dates- especially since they're on their best behavior?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #7 May 13, 2009 It's all in their timing. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 May 14, 2009 I tried Match.com twice. The first guy I met actually lived in my town and we dated for a while. He was nice AND normal. The second time I tried it after the other relationship ended, the first guy I met I ended up in a relationship for over a year. He was the psycho cop. And here's something funny that this wacko did after I broke up with him..... He was back on Match.com the next day. He took our vacation pics and other pics that I personally took and chopped me out of them, enough so you could see my hair or whatever, and use them in his pictures section. There were tons of gorgeous pics of him alone that he had but nope, let's be vindictive and petty and post the shots with the ex-girlfriend peeking out. Twat waffle!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #9 May 14, 2009 >It's all in their timing. yeah I'm not going there lest we end up in the women's corner Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
