dzdiva 7 #1 May 14, 2009 First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.' See sig line! ____________________________________________________________"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 May 14, 2009 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 May 14, 2009 I'm not dead. I felt that. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #4 May 14, 2009 LOL!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #5 May 15, 2009 And enjoyed it."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
