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I don't do diagonal lines in lawns or any other yuppie plaid designs. And if i find one golf ball, I'm shooting it through your crazy neigbor's window.:o



What?!! I loveeeeeeee the yuppie plaid designs!! They're mandatory in my neighborhood!!! And I collect my golf balls.... ;)

That's just not good customer service. :P:P
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I don't do diagonal lines in lawns or any other yuppie plaid designs. And if i find one golf ball, I'm shooting it through your crazy neigbor's window.:o



What?!! I loveeeeeeee the yuppie plaid designs!! They're mandatory in my neighborhood!!! And I collect my golf balls.... ;)

That's just not good customer service. :P:P



This is not lawn care 101! This is the rub/rubbing thread..:P

and I still need someone to rub my feet, legs, knee, and while those are getting attention I can name a few more places I would like rubbed as well....:)
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Nataly I think you have a long list of volunteers.

;)




For brushing my hair or rubbing me? :ph34r::ph34r::P


Yes.:P

I could go for a massage on just about anything right about now. Massages are 'spensive out here.[:/]
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Nataly I think you have a long list of volunteers.

;)




For brushing my hair or rubbing me? :ph34r::ph34r::P


Yes.:P

I could go for a massage on just about anything right about now. Massages are 'spensive out here.[:/]



*sigh*.. You boys always *say* you're happy to brush my hair but nobody ever takes the initiative!!! :ph34r::ph34r:

In all seriousness.. Boys, maybe you've never thought of doing this for your SO, but it is absolutely *divine*... She will *love* you for it. Give it a try - just don't yank on the brush!! Being too rough with the brush-stroking is probably the rudeness equivalent of using too much teeth.. You know what I mean ;):ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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