skydiver30960 0 #1 May 20, 2009 I know HH gives us a list of rules, and they're all important and good rules, but... What are all the things we REALLY want all new posters to the Bonfire to know before they started typing their first post? Stuff like... 1.) How to make a clicky; 2.) How not to give a shit about grammar; 3.) Always "preview" before you "post"; 4.) Fill in your damned profile; Continue... Elvisio "starter of many lists, finisher of none" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 May 20, 2009 5.) Grow a tkick skin and don't get all butt hurt over minor shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #3 May 20, 2009 6.) Never mess with Amazon. But, DO request a hug! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #4 May 20, 2009 whats a clicky?"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 May 20, 2009 Quotewhats a clicky? When you want to post a link to something you found on the internet.... CLICK on the little Square bracketed url radio button once in front of the link.. and one at the end with the /url under neath the editor window Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #6 May 20, 2009 Quotewhats a clicky? SEE? SEE! Elvisio "literally LOL" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #7 May 20, 2009 "Mr. Hicks!!! Oh, there you are...." Best First Jump Course..... ever!!!!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #8 May 20, 2009 not only am i new to skydiving, but i am also new to forums. never got into them too much until i joined DZ.com"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #9 May 20, 2009 Quote 6.) Never mess with Amazon. But, DO request a hug! Thats a stupid fucking rule! This is the bonfire who gives a shit what anybody thinks?Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #10 May 20, 2009 I'm just guessing , but I don't think you've had the pleasure of meeting her?I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 May 20, 2009 Quote not only am i new to skydiving, but i am also new to forums. never got into them too much until i joined DZ.com Oh, well in that case...newbies have to buy the Mods all the beer they can drink. (Ok, ok. I'm kidding! )She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #12 May 20, 2009 QuoteI know HH gives us a list of rules, and they're all important and good rules, but... What are all the things we REALLY want all new posters to the Bonfire to know before they started typing their first post? Stuff like... 1.) How to make a clicky; 2.) How not to give a shit about grammar; 3.) Always "preview" before you "post"; 4.) Fill in your damned profile; Continue... Elvisio "starter of many lists, finisher of none" Rodriguez 7. The search function is your friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 May 20, 2009 Quote I know HH gives us a list of rules, and they're all important and good rules, but... What are all the things we REALLY want all new posters to the Bonfire to know before they started typing their first post? Stuff like... 1.) How to make a clicky; (I make clickies M-F ) 2.) How not to give a shit about grammar; (Usually only happens in SC or when a SC poster gets baned and then is forced to hang out in the bofire ) 3.) Always "preview" before you "post"; (Only when sobar) 4.) Fill in your damned profile; Continue... Quote 5.) Grow a tkick skin and don't get all butt hurt over minor shit. Quote 6.) Never mess with Amazon. But, DO request a hug! [B]#7 always search prior to starting a thread or the repost police will get you. Quote Quote not only am i new to skydiving, but i am also new to forums. never got into them too much until i joined DZ.com Oh, well in that case...newbies have to buy the Mods all the beer [B]Wine they can drink. (Ok, ok. I'm kidding! ) You are not kidding! Just make sure you don't buy them twist top bottles or cheap beer in cans....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #14 May 20, 2009 Holy schitz! A anal Mexican... A real Mexican could give a shit less about such crap. Chile *DILLIGAF!?!?*Rodriguez Who are the Rodriguez Brothers?! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #15 May 20, 2009 Quote 6.) Never mess with Amazon, even if your name is Chainsaw scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 May 20, 2009 Quote Quote 6.) Never mess with Amazon, even if your name is Chainsaw I know where you jump...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #17 May 20, 2009 5) Teach them how to search. 6) Teach them how to read the whole post so that they don't post the exact same thing as someone earlier in the thread (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #18 May 20, 2009 here's a new model... I kow the color isn't right, but it's a bit more girly.. second one is just a gentle special reminder *****now I'm running and hiding *****scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #19 May 20, 2009 Quote here's a new model... I kow the color isn't right, but it's a bit more girly.. second one is just a gentle special reminder *****now I'm running and hiding ***** Ruuun Foooreest ruuuun...“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #20 May 20, 2009 Quote 5) Teach them how to search. 6) Teach them how to read the whole thread so that they don't post the exact same thing as someone earlier in the thread You meant "thread" and not "post" ... right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #21 May 20, 2009 Quote "Mr. Hicks!!! Oh, there you are...." Best First Jump Course..... ever!!!! That is exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 May 20, 2009 Quote Quote not only am i new to skydiving, but i am also new to forums. never got into them too much until i joined DZ.com Oh, well in that case...newbies have to buy the Mods all the beer they can drink. (Ok, ok. I'm kidding! ) That might have been expensive, but Skymonkeyone isn't a Mod anymore.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
