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In a follow up to "The Engineer's Guide to Cats", we now have

Advanced Cat Yodeling

If you don't laugh at this then there is NO hope for your sense of humor.



I saw it on ichc the other day. I don't find it particularly funny although the cats are cute. They certainly were not hurt, but definitely looked annoyed...:)


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That is excellent. More fun when you do it with your own cat.

Lisa, the cats are not being hurt, and their purpose in life is to provide us with entertainment, so why not? A cows purpose in life is to be eaten, this is not quite as bad as killin em.



I realize they aren't being hurt. They are though, being stressed out. They entertain me enough with their natural silliness. I don't feel the need to tape up their paws to make a dumbass video. :S

And yes, cows are meant to be eaten. ;)
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I realize they aren't being hurt. They are though, being stressed out.



So are parents; I'd still rather be a yodeling cat, than a parent.:|
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That is excellent. More fun when you do it with your own cat.

Lisa, the cats are not being hurt, and their purpose in life is to provide us with entertainment, so why not? A cows purpose in life is to be eaten, this is not quite as bad as killin em.



I realize they aren't being hurt. They are though, being stressed out. They entertain me enough with their natural silliness. I don't feel the need to tape up their paws to make a dumbass video. :S

And yes, cows are meant to be eaten. ;)



Agree with LisaH. I found the narrative witty and very Engineery.. And would have found it funny if they had achieved the same result by getting the cat to purr out of pleasure instead of annoyance.

So although in theory it could have been delightfully amusing, I don't think it's funny to stress out an animal [:/]
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Never approach a cow with a sledge hammer. It stresses them out.

:ph34r::D




Yeah - definitely sneak up from behind so they don't see the sledge hammer!!! :D:D
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- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
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Never approach a cow with a sledge hammer. It stresses them out.

:ph34r::D



You can't approach my friends cat, even with a sledge hammer.
We always say, "You have to sign a waiver to pet the cat".
He has social issues.

"He's becoming very mellow."
"He bit you last month... and he likes you."
"See? Only once in two months."

I am trying to train the neighbors cat to eat lovebugs.
:ph34r:

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That is excellent. More fun when you do it with your own cat.

Lisa, the cats are not being hurt, and their purpose in life is to provide us with entertainment, so why not? A cows purpose in life is to be eaten, this is not quite as bad as killin em.



I realize they aren't being hurt. They are though, being stressed out. They entertain me enough with their natural silliness. I don't feel the need to tape up their paws to make a dumbass video. :S

And yes, cows are meant to be eaten. ;)



Agree with LisaH. I found the narrative witty and very Engineery.. And would have found it funny if they had achieved the same result by getting the cat to purr out of pleasure instead of annoyance.

So although in theory it could have been delightfully amusing, I don't think it's funny to stress out an animal [:/]




OK we will just duct tape the socks over your claws.. and just annoy you then:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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I am trying to train the neighbors cat to eat lovebugs.

??



Right now in Florida, it is lovebug season.
If you haven't lived through them, they come out in droves after
a good rain. Then, they live for 3 days and swarm everywhere.

They are plastered all over your car, but are a nuisance when
just walking or sitting.

Instead of genetically engineering purple dogs, why not a cat
that eats lovebugs and breathes CO2 ? That would be more practical. :D

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I am trying to train the neighbors cat to eat lovebugs.

??



Right now in Florida, it is lovebug season.
If you haven't lived through them, they come out in droves after
a good rain. Then, they live for 3 days and swarm everywhere.

They are plastered all over your car, but are a nuisance when
just walking or sitting.

Instead of genetically engineering purple dogs, why not a cat
that eats lovebugs and breathes CO2 ? That would be more practical. :D


What in the heck is a lovebug?

Yea, yea, Google is my friend. :P
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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I am trying to train the neighbors cat to eat lovebugs.

??



Right now in Florida, it is lovebug season.
If you haven't lived through them, they come out in droves after
a good rain. Then, they live for 3 days and swarm everywhere.

They are plastered all over your car, but are a nuisance when
just walking or sitting.

Instead of genetically engineering purple dogs, why not a cat
that eats lovebugs and breathes CO2 ? That would be more practical. :D


What in the heck is a lovebug?

Yea, yea, Google is my friend. :P


You have not lived till you have ridden a donorcycle during love/junebug season...... eeesh

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I am trying to train the neighbors cat to eat lovebugs.

??



Right now in Florida, it is lovebug season.
If you haven't lived through them, they come out in droves after
a good rain. Then, they live for 3 days and swarm everywhere.

They are plastered all over your car, but are a nuisance when
just walking or sitting.

Instead of genetically engineering purple dogs, why not a cat
that eats lovebugs and breathes CO2 ? That would be more practical. :D


What in the heck is a lovebug?

Yea, yea, Google is my friend. :P


You have not lived till you have ridden a donorcycle during love/junebug season...... eeesh


Ohhh those big, purdy bugs. We have those. My cats chase them. :D
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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They don't bite (fortunately). They swarm around and get into
everything. You have to drink with your hand over the container.

They spend their short lives mating. They fly around joined at
the tail.

People refer to them as "those f-in bugs". That's exactly what they are.



Ewww. That's not what I was thinking of with Amazon's "June bug" reply. Scratch my post. :D

Edit: Not ewww because they are hooked up, eww because they are ugly and all over the place.

Sorry Mike, I'm not moving to Florida. ;):D
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OMG!!! Love it!! The noise was driving Sophia Lucia nuts!!! :D:D:D



Finally. Someone with a fucking sense of humor.


It has nothing to do with a sense of humor. You like it or you don't.

Her cat went nuts over it, my momma cat ran over like she was needing to rescue.

:S:P
Be yourself!
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