Baksteen 84 #1 May 20, 2009 Before you can participate in the numerous naughty threads here in the bonfire, there's several rules, guidelines and requirements you have to meet. 1) Mental bleach required. 2) You can't think of anything the three Smutsketeers haven't thought of already. 3a) If you're a woman, you must participate in this game. 3b) If you like women (all nice and PC here..) this is required reading. 4) Do not open any of Billy Vance's attachment unless I) you have a strong stomach, II)you are not at work. III) you have a strong stomach, IV)seriously, you have a strong stomach 5) Skymama isn't as innocent as she pretends to be."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 May 20, 2009 Quote Before you can participate in the numerous naughty threads here in the bonfire, there's several rules, guidelines and requirements you have to meet. 1) Mental bleach required. 2) You can't think of anything the three Smutsketeers haven't thought of already.[B](only 1 of the smustketeers is to be blamed for all the naughty behavior)iluvtofly3a) If you're a woman, you must participate in this game. 3b) If you like women (all nice and PC here..) this is required reading. 4) Do not open any of Billy Vance's attachment unless I) you have a strong stomach, II)you are not at work. III) you have a strong stomach, IV)seriously, you have a strong stomach 5) Skymama isn't as innocent as she pretends to be. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 May 20, 2009 Quote Quote Before you can participate in the numerous naughty threads here in the bonfire, there's several rules, guidelines and requirements you have to meet. 1) Mental bleach required. 2) You can't think of anything the three Smutsketeers haven't thought of already.[B](only 1 of the smustketeers is to be blamed for all the naughty behavior)iluvtofly3a) If you're a woman, you must participate in this game. 3b) If you like women (all nice and PC here..) this is required reading. 4) Do not open any of Billy Vance's attachment unless I) you have a strong stomach, II)you are not at work. III) you have a strong stomach, IV)seriously, you have a strong stomach 5) Skymama isn't as innocent as she pretends to be. Fortunately for me people on here know better than that. You can't get away that easily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #4 May 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Before you can participate in the numerous naughty threads here in the bonfire, there's several rules, guidelines and requirements you have to meet. 1) Mental bleach required. 2) You can't think of anything the three Smutsketeers haven't thought of already.[B](only 1 of the smustketeers is to be blamed for all the naughty behavior)iluvtofly3a) If you're a woman, you must participate in this game. 3b) If you like women (all nice and PC here..) this is required reading. 4) Do not open any of Billy Vance's attachment unless I) you have a strong stomach, II)you are not at work. III) you have a strong stomach, IV)seriously, you have a strong stomach 5) Skymama isn't as innocent as she pretends to be. Fortunately for me people on here know better than that. You can't get away that easily. Exactly - instigating naughtyness is almost as welcome bad as perpetrating naughtiness."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #5 May 20, 2009 I don't think you're capable of anything naughty after meeting you in person... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #6 May 20, 2009 Quote I don't think you're capable of anything naughty after meeting you in person... You poor naive boy. You have absolutely no idea what you speak of. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #7 May 20, 2009 We'll see how naughty you get this weekend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 May 20, 2009 oh, we have a hook-up here! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 May 20, 2009 Quote Quote Before you can participate in the numerous naughty threads here in the bonfire, there's several rules, guidelines and requirements you have to meet. 1) Mental bleach required. 2) You can't think of anything the three Smutsketeers haven't thought of already.[B](only 1 of the smustketeers is to be blamed for all the naughty behavior)iluvtofly3a) If you're a woman, you must participate in this game. 3b) If you like women (all nice and PC here..) this is required reading. 4) Do not open any of Billy Vance's attachment unless I) you have a strong stomach, II)you are not at work. III) you have a strong stomach, IV)seriously, you have a strong stomach 5) Skymama isn't as innocent as she pretends to be. You know she is teasing you - I mean look at her - she is all stiucking her tongue out pretending she is licking . . . something . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #10 May 20, 2009 No that was Jesus and The Queen of Hearts... getting naughty on the packing floor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #11 May 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Before you can participate in the numerous naughty threads here in the bonfire, there's several rules, guidelines and requirements you have to meet. 1) Mental bleach required. 2) You can't think of anything the three Smutsketeers haven't thought of already.[B](only 1 of the smustketeers is to be blamed for all the naughty behavior)iluvtofly3a) If you're a woman, you must participate in this game. 3b) If you like women (all nice and PC here..) this is required reading. 4) Do not open any of Billy Vance's attachment unless I) you have a strong stomach, II)you are not at work. III) you have a strong stomach, IV)seriously, you have a strong stomach 5) Skymama isn't as innocent as she pretends to be. You know she is teasing you - I mean look at her - she is all stiucking her tongue out pretending she is licking . . . something . . . That was mid ice cream lick. But of course you do know what ice cream makes her think of. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #12 May 20, 2009 Quote No that was Jesus and The Queen of Hearts... getting naughty on the packing floor with the queen of hearts? then he'd[/angelic] better do his divine best, or she will chop his head off..."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 May 20, 2009 Quote Skymama isn't as innocent as she pretends to be. I didn't even know I pretend to be innocent! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 May 20, 2009 Quote Quote Skymama isn't as innocent as she pretends to be. I didn't even know I pretend to be innocent! Mostly on the forums - But those that really know you . . . \Whoooo Yah!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #15 May 20, 2009 Quote Quote I don't think you're capable of anything naughty after meeting you in person... You poor naive boy. You have absolutely no idea what you speak of. yes its true! Our first meeting at skyfest, yes we found some excellent mischief to get into and perpetchuate. You have found your home with the farm crew! can't wait to get back there and see what fun will happen with the influences you have brought. (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
