Tuna-Salad 0 #1 May 24, 2009 This will be great for my research..Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 May 24, 2009 QuoteThis will be great for my research.. I think everyone of all sizes should have access to everything the average person has. However, people need to dress for their size and wear clothing that fits them properly. I don't put my fat ass in a two piece bathing suit so I don't want to see someone twice my size wearing one. Don't even get me started on spandex... To run out of tp in a bathroom isnt a giant problem. Worst case you have a shower you can wash your ass in.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 May 24, 2009 A man is sitting in a public toilet, takes a volcanic dump, and realizes that there is no toilet paper. He asks the person in the next stall, "I'm out of paper here. Could you pass me some?" "No. I'm out here too." "Any newspaper?" "No." "Two fives for a ten...?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 May 24, 2009 Quote A man is sitting in a public toilet, takes a volcanic dump, and realizes that there is no toilet paper. He asks the person in the next stall, "I'm out of paper here. Could you pass me some?" "No. I'm out here too." "Any newspaper?" "No." "Two fives for a ten...?" That is why you always check before you do any sit down action.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 May 24, 2009 Two of my worst experiences are- When a passenger is drunk and realizes that they are about to puke. They turn to projectile vomit at great velocity... only to realize that the window is up... The other time was when the SO had food poisoning. Stuff is racing out both ends and they can only point one end at the toilet at a time. So, the technique is to turn when necessary. When they fail, it has the effect of a really nasty water sprinker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyMongilly 0 #6 May 24, 2009 Quote Quote A man is sitting in a public toilet, takes a volcanic dump, and realizes that there is no toilet paper. He asks the person in the next stall, "I'm out of paper here. Could you pass me some?" "No. I'm out here too." "Any newspaper?" "No." "Two fives for a ten...?" That is why you always check before you do any sit down action. Or you could use your underwear to wipe with, then toss the underwear in the trash on the way out. Whatever works, ya know?How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #7 May 24, 2009 QuoteQuoteThis will be great for my research.. I think everyone of all sizes should have access to everything the average person has. However, people need to dress for their size and wear clothing that fits them properly. I don't put my fat ass in a two piece bathing suit so I don't want to see someone twice my size wearing one. Don't even get me started on spandex... To run out of tp in a bathroom isnt a giant problem. Worst case you have a shower you can wash your ass in. Not everyone has indoor plumbing.. or showers for that matter. Anyone who has met me can attest I dont even have a shower, much less ever go near one. Living in Florida I cannot afford to wash off my protective crust, or else I will become a mosquito buffet.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
