d_squared431 0 #51 May 29, 2009 I am LMAO at a rerun of seinfeld....You guessed it, it is about faking the big O.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #52 May 29, 2009 Quote I simply told him what I liked/disliked and encouraged him every time he got it *right*. I *never* faked it, and eventually he got VERY real orgasms from me Feel free to PM those instructions my way. I am a firm believer in continuing education."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crustySCSA69 0 #53 May 29, 2009 Women have orgasms ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #54 May 29, 2009 This is, like, the best thread ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #55 May 29, 2009 Quote Hell no, neither has anyone I have ever been with (they didn't need to fake it ) riiiiight...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #56 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote I simply told him what I liked/disliked and encouraged him every time he got it *right*. I *never* faked it, and eventually he got VERY real orgasms from me Feel free to PM those instructions my way. I am a firm believer in continuing education. It'll cost ya!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #57 May 29, 2009 Quote Hey.. My best ever partner was also my worst *ever* in the beginning.. I simply told him what I liked/disliked and encouraged him every time he got it *right*. I *never* faked it, and eventually he got VERY real orgasms from me Whereas you had to start from scratch."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #58 May 29, 2009 How am I supposed to fake it? Throw at cup of yogurt at your face? For real, how is a guy supposed to fake one? If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #59 May 29, 2009 Quote Nataly I hope you are good at making a six foot sub! If she put her mind to it, she'd probably make a good Domme. edit to add: I'm in no way trying to imply anything about Nataly's personal preferences.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #60 May 29, 2009 Quote How am I supposed to fake it? Throw at cup of yogurt at your face? For real, how is a guy supposed to fake one? watch and learn, kiddo EDIT: Clicky now worky..."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #61 May 29, 2009 That was funny as hell! If I put that much effort in the deal I'm gonna finish it.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #62 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote Hell no, neither has anyone I have ever been with (they didn't need to fake it ) riiiiight...... No, really... I can prove it. Wanna see? "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #63 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Hell no, neither has anyone I have ever been with (they didn't need to fake it ) riiiiight...... No, really... I can prove it. Wanna see? yes.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #64 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Hell no, neither has anyone I have ever been with (they didn't need to fake it ) riiiiight...... No, really... I can prove it. Wanna see? yes.... damn... got called out... "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackC 0 #65 May 29, 2009 The way I see it, good sex is about good team work. So if you need to fake it, it's 50% your fault. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #66 May 29, 2009 Quote The way I see it, good sex is about good team work. So if you need to fake it, it's 50% your fault. Exactly! ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #67 May 29, 2009 Quote The way I see it, good sex is about good team work. Exactly! Now how many times have you watched a football/baseball/basketball game with only two players on the field."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #68 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote The way I see it, good sex is about good team work. So if you need to fake it, it's 50% your fault. Exactly! NOW it's time: How YOU 'doin? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #69 May 29, 2009 Quote I am LMAO at a rerun of seinfeld....You guessed it, it is about faking the big O.... And yet you didn't get my direct Kramer quote from the top of the thread? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #70 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote I am LMAO at a rerun of seinfeld....You guessed it, it is about faking the big O.... And yet you didn't get my direct Kramer quote from the top of the thread? yes i did and i felt like calling you last night to call you a thief since you took his line....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #71 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote And yet you didn't get my direct Kramer quote from the top of the thread? yes i did and i felt like calling you last night to call you a thief since you took his line.... It's called sampling. And if you call to pick on me you get no lullaby. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #72 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote Quote And yet you didn't get my direct Kramer quote from the top of the thread? yes i did and i felt like calling you last night to call you a thief since you took his line.... It's called sampling. And if you call to pick on me you get no lullaby. I am sure you could be talked into singing one...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #73 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote How am I supposed to fake it? Throw at cup of yogurt at your face? For real, how is a guy supposed to fake one? watch and learn, kiddo EDIT: Clicky now worky... One of the best shows EVER!!!Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
