ryoder 1,590 #26 May 28, 2009 Quote Quote It's rare but every so often it happens. Sometimes the guy just needs that little extra ego boost to get him through. But doesn't this just encourage the poor bastard to keep giving a sub-standard performance?? Hey!Our egos are fragile, m'kay?(But you do have a point.)"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #27 May 28, 2009 Quote I only fake in inappropriate situations where nobody is actually having sex. now that is awesome!Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #28 May 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote It's rare but every so often it happens. Sometimes the guy just needs that little extra ego boost to get him through. But doesn't this just encourage the poor bastard to keep giving a sub-standard performance?? Hey!Our egos are fragile, m'kay?(But you do have a point.) I'm all for encouraging a guy, but I would think faking means he has no incentive to improve because he thinks he's already doing all the right things.. Hey.. My best ever partner was also my worst *ever* in the beginning.. I simply told him what I liked/disliked and encouraged him every time he got it *right*. I *never* faked it, and eventually he got VERY real orgasms from me "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #29 May 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote It's rare but every so often it happens. Sometimes the guy just needs that little extra ego boost to get him through. But doesn't this just encourage the poor bastard to keep giving a sub-standard performance?? Hey!Our egos are fragile, m'kay?(But you do have a point.) I'm all for encouraging a guy, but I would think faking means he has no incentive to improve because he thinks he's already doing all the right things.. Hey.. My best ever partner was also my worst *ever* in the beginning.. I simply told him what I liked/disliked and encouraged him every time he got it *right*. I *never* faked it, and eventually he got VERY real orgasms from me Every woman is different. It's like the Davinci code down there. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #30 May 28, 2009 Every woman is different. It's like the Davinci code down there. ____________________ And a man who knows the female body and it's behavior/reactions, should know when a woman is faking it. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #31 May 28, 2009 I've never understood 'faking it.' Why waste the time? Be honest and say "you're just not doing it for me." Or offer the teaching method.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #32 May 28, 2009 Quote That is great! Wrong but great. Really. You're better off making sure that she doesn't have an orgasm. That way she's not sprawled out panting and recovering when she could be up fixing your sammich.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #33 May 28, 2009 Quote Quote That is great! Wrong but great. Really. You're better off making sure that she doesn't have an orgasm. That way she's not sprawled out panting and recovering when she could be up fixing your sammich. You're so wrong.. Give her a *real* orgasm, and she'll be fixing you the best damn sammich you've ever had without you even asking for it!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #34 May 28, 2009 She should do it because it was what she's made for.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #35 May 28, 2009 Quote She should do it because it was what she's made for. I could reverse that argument right back at ya in relation to giving her an orgasm!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #36 May 28, 2009 Quote Quote She should do it because it was what she's made for. I could reverse that argument right back at ya in relation to giving her an orgasm!! Get `em Nataly! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #37 May 28, 2009 Both parties start at the same time-if she has problems, she should deal with them After fixing a sammich adn finding the remoteYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #38 May 28, 2009 Quote Both parties start at the same time-if she has problems, she should deal with them After fixing a sammich adn finding the remote Awww Divot, here's your sammich, please enjoy while I'll bludgeon you with the remote! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #39 May 28, 2009 Sure. Sometimes, my imagination fails me and I can't come up with anyone better looking so that I can finish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #40 May 28, 2009 QuoteI'll bludgeon you with the remote! I'm sure my ankles will never be the sameYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #41 May 28, 2009 Quote Quote Do I or Don't I what?.... Fake it or notice/care if she does Both... this thread was inspired by an IM chat a few minutes ago and the topic came up. Just wondering if people still fake it or not. Then why would you ? How do you fake covering her smiling face with jizz?And on the other hand, who cares! If she is nice enough to give you some she does not have to fake or even pay attention. Just do it well and no hurt feelings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #42 May 28, 2009 Quote Quote I'll bludgeon you with the remote! I'm sure my ankles will never be the same oh Damn... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #43 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote Quote That is great! Wrong but great. Really. You're better off making sure that she doesn't have an orgasm. That way she's not sprawled out panting and recovering when she could be up fixing your sammich. You're so wrong.. Give her a *real* orgasm, and she'll be fixing you the best damn sammich you've ever had without you even asking for it!!! Nataly I hope you are good at making a six foot sub! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #44 May 29, 2009 I don't, neither does my wife. She tells me to get the hell off when she's done, (although it usually doesn't get that far, 2 minute tiger and all) What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #45 May 29, 2009 Quote Quote It's rare but every so often it happens. Sometimes the guy just needs that little extra ego boost to get him through. But doesn't this just encourage the poor bastard to keep giving a sub-standard performance?? That was my whole point right there.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #46 May 29, 2009 Quote I've never understood 'faking it.' Why waste the time? Be honest and say "you're just not doing it for me." Or offer the teaching method. + 1 I've never met a guy who was offended by help. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #47 May 29, 2009 Solution: Paper bag, scotch tape, and a xerox copy of Jessica Alba's face. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #48 May 29, 2009 Isn't help when she's gets a hand into the action? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #49 May 29, 2009 Quote Isn't help when she's gets a hand into the action? Maybe.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #50 May 29, 2009 Quote Solution: Paper bag, scotch tape, and a xerox copy of Jessica Alba's face. Not a problem. I always fall back on the inter-gender skill (and lie). Like most guys, I am always complementary. (Nobody wants to lose their turn in the rotation for convenience sex.) There is an unfortunate side effect of men giving a raving review. Women believe that they have special skills that other women do not have. It should be clear to women who own male dogs. Sometimes, they are just busily humping their leg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
