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To Fake or not To Fake that is the question....

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Do I or Don't I what?.... Fake it or notice/care if she does:P



Both...



this thread was inspired by an IM chat a few minutes ago and the topic came up. Just wondering if people still fake it or not.

Then why would you ?
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I faked it once. I was a wee bit drunk, and apparently "I need to throw up" isn't a good enough reason to stop. Faked it, barfed, brushed my teeth, came back and asked if she was ready for round 2. She was asleep.
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Hell no, neither has anyone I have ever been with (they didn't need to fake it :o;)B|:P )



Can you be 100 percent sure that no one ever faked with you?
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Once a very very VERY long time ago I faked falling asleep in a cab to end a blind date early. :)



So what did she do, just get out of the cab and leave you???

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Hell no, neither has anyone I have ever been with (they didn't need to fake it :o;)B|:P )



Can you be 100 percent sure that no one ever faked with you?


100% sure? Well, no but, they both told me they didn't fake it. Maybe they were just trying to get me to stop crying.



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Hell no, neither has anyone I have ever been with (they didn't need to fake it :o;)B|:P )



Can you be 100 percent sure that no one ever faked with you?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlpD2Ata8kI

Edited to add the old classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nNhOH4Y0bI
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It's rare but every so often it happens. Sometimes the guy just needs that little extra ego boost to get him through. :D:D



This excuse belongs in your other thread as to why you were keeping the other house guests awake all night.... :P
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It's rare but every so often it happens. Sometimes the guy just needs that little extra ego boost to get him through. :D:D



This excuse belongs in your other thread as to why you were keeping the other house guests awake all night.... :P


Who said I had any need to fake it then? :):)

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Oh wait, you were talking about women faking......OOOhhhhhhhh Well that's different. I don't know if anyone's ever pulled that nonsense on me, but if so, I never let them get away with doing it less than three or four times.

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I have DEFINITELY faked it before! Sometimes you just gotta! However, have not had to fake it in 2009!!! Actually found one with a super dick magic stick who knew what he was doing! ;):PB| That was nice! Need more action like that!!!

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It's rare but every so often it happens. Sometimes the guy just needs that little extra ego boost to get him through. :D:D




But doesn't this just encourage the poor bastard to keep giving a sub-standard performance??
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