Girlfalldown 0 #26 May 17, 2006 Quote poop.....the word is almost shaped like poop. nasty! I think you might need more fiber in your diet. Just sayin... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #27 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuote poop.....the word is almost shaped like poop. nasty! I think you might need more fiber in your diet. Just sayin... yeah, that, or a shoe horn... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #28 May 17, 2006 QuoteHe logged it... D U M P E D ~ H I G H Now *that* is fucking funny!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #29 May 17, 2006 QuoteI think you might need more fiber in your diet. Just sayin... yeah...then it would look like: p@-%op Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #30 May 17, 2006 QuoteWhy are people so uptight about it? Yeah...........I mean why do I always have to be the person to shit on someone's chest? Can't someone do that for me once in a while? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #31 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhy are people so uptight about it? Yeah...........I mean why do I always have to be the person to shit on someone's chest? Can't someone do that for me once in a while? i would be more concerned about the people who shit in your camper... damn did that fawking thing STINK!!! hell the poor bastard (who shall remain nameless here) who was nice enough to buy the chemicals to clean it up, dove out puking after lifting the lid... it was funny in a digusting way! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #32 May 17, 2006 That is appalling. That really upsets me. I can't believe nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #33 May 17, 2006 [beavis] I just want to say one thing. POOP!! yeah yeah hinhin [beavis]Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #34 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteHe logged it... D U M P E D ~ H I G H Now *that* is fucking funny!!!!! Walt ____________________________________ You were talking about the guy who crapped in his jumpsuit. We had a guy at the DZ, a couple years back, who showed-up one Sunday, fairly hung-over. He was jumping a rather small parachute. He hooked it in, smacked the ground and shit all over himself. When he said he was all-right, I laughed my ass off. One of the other guys hosed him down. I was asked to 'check' his gear. I refused! Someone else checked for 'skid-marks'! You know, this is really a shitty topic! Wouldn't you know... GFD would start something like this! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #35 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteHe logged it... D U M P E D ~ H I G H Now *that* is fucking funny!!!!! Walt ____________________________________ You were talking about the guy who crapped in his jumpsuit. We had a guy at the DZ, a couple years back, who showed-up one Sunday, fairly hung-over. He was jumping a rather small parachute. He hooked it in, smacked the ground and shit all over himself. When he said he was all-right, I laughed my ass off. One of the other guys hosed him down. I was asked to 'check' his gear. I refused! Someone else checked for 'skid-marks'! You know, this is really a shitty topic! Wouldn't you know... GFD would start something like this! Chuck *** A guy on 4 way team I was on..'unloaded' up at 8-9 grand. I could tell by the look on his face something was 'going' on. He said the WORST part was pull-time... Kinda like stomping on one of those little catsup packets! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #36 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteHe logged it... D U M P E D ~ H I G H Now *that* is fucking funny!!!!! Walt ____________________________________ You were talking about the guy who crapped in his jumpsuit. We had a guy at the DZ, a couple years back, who showed-up one Sunday, fairly hung-over. He was jumping a rather small parachute. He hooked it in, smacked the ground and shit all over himself. When he said he was all-right, I laughed my ass off. One of the other guys hosed him down. I was asked to 'check' his gear. I refused! Someone else checked for 'skid-marks'! You know, this is really a shitty topic! Wouldn't you know... GFD would start something like this! Chuck *** A guy on 4 way team I was on..'unloaded' up at 8-9 grand. I could tell by the look on his face something was 'going' on. He said the WORST part was pull-time... Kinda like stomping on one of those little catsup packets! ______________________________________ Bwa hahahahaha... That's funny! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #37 May 17, 2006 Quotehell the poor bastard (who shall remain nameless here) who was nice enough to buy the chemicals to clean it up, dove out puking after lifting the lid... That thing has been tenuous to begin with. The perps name wouldn't have started with "Lee" would it? That shit........No pun intended..........better be right when I come back!!!! QuoteI can't believe nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest. No shit. People are SO inconsiderate these days! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #38 May 17, 2006 ***Do you find that you poop around the same time every day? QuoteYou could set your watch by it. Nothing like a big cup of coffee and a bran muffin to get the guts a gushin!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #39 May 17, 2006 I have tears coming out of my eyes We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #40 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhy are people so uptight about it? Yeah...........I mean why do I always have to be the person to shit on someone's chest? Can't someone do that for me once in a while? I would think plenty of the locals over there would love to give you a "Cleveland Steamer""No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #41 May 17, 2006 QuoteIn appropriate poop times suck. Imagine trying to visualize your skydive with poopage in the way ....it makes for a long ride to altitude. sux, sux, sux...Otters need restrooms. Other scenarios with skydive poo: Practing EPs and afraid you'll agitate the poo. Being afraid to ask for a pin check due to high risk poo fumage Praying for a soft opening so you don't lose the poo "I didn't brain fart the skydive, I just had poop on the brain" GFD...thanks..I needed this thread. I had no idea you were under so much stress Shari! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Hambone 0 #42 May 17, 2006 it depends on coffee intake. The two are related.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1888 0 #43 May 17, 2006 Your turd cutter is too tight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #44 May 17, 2006 QuoteI have tears coming out of my eyes *** Which no doubt, is infinitely better that poop squirtin' outta the back of yer jumpsuit collar! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites adventurechick 0 #45 May 17, 2006 Oh come on, girls don't poop, fart...ect... what are you talking about?? PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #46 May 17, 2006 Wow. You must be ready to explode! Maybe that's why women run their mouths so much. They don't fart so the hot air has to be released somehow! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 4WayXena 0 #47 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteIn appropriate poop times suck. Imagine trying to visualize your skydive with poopage in the way ....it makes for a long ride to altitude. sux, sux, sux...Otters need restrooms. Other scenarios with skydive poo: Practing EPs and afraid you'll agitate the poo. Being afraid to ask for a pin check due to high risk poo fumage Praying for a soft opening so you don't lose the poo "I didn't brain fart the skydive, I just had poop on the brain" GFD...thanks..I needed this thread. I had no idea you were under so much stress Shari! I have to go with Psycho on this one, Shari. Nothing a cup of coffee and a bran muffin on the way to the DZ wouldn't fix. But start 'em halfway to the DZ so you don't have a "premature deployment." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #48 May 30, 2006 Blue Skies. We'll miss you. Flaming Post Revival This post not intended to be taken seriouslyStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #49 July 18, 2006 "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #50 May 29, 2009 Walt learned what he knows from Shannon? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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StreetScooby 5 #39 May 17, 2006 I have tears coming out of my eyes We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #40 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhy are people so uptight about it? Yeah...........I mean why do I always have to be the person to shit on someone's chest? Can't someone do that for me once in a while? I would think plenty of the locals over there would love to give you a "Cleveland Steamer""No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #41 May 17, 2006 QuoteIn appropriate poop times suck. Imagine trying to visualize your skydive with poopage in the way ....it makes for a long ride to altitude. sux, sux, sux...Otters need restrooms. Other scenarios with skydive poo: Practing EPs and afraid you'll agitate the poo. Being afraid to ask for a pin check due to high risk poo fumage Praying for a soft opening so you don't lose the poo "I didn't brain fart the skydive, I just had poop on the brain" GFD...thanks..I needed this thread. I had no idea you were under so much stress Shari! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #42 May 17, 2006 it depends on coffee intake. The two are related.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1888 0 #43 May 17, 2006 Your turd cutter is too tight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #44 May 17, 2006 QuoteI have tears coming out of my eyes *** Which no doubt, is infinitely better that poop squirtin' outta the back of yer jumpsuit collar! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #45 May 17, 2006 Oh come on, girls don't poop, fart...ect... what are you talking about?? PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #46 May 17, 2006 Wow. You must be ready to explode! Maybe that's why women run their mouths so much. They don't fart so the hot air has to be released somehow! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #47 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteIn appropriate poop times suck. Imagine trying to visualize your skydive with poopage in the way ....it makes for a long ride to altitude. sux, sux, sux...Otters need restrooms. Other scenarios with skydive poo: Practing EPs and afraid you'll agitate the poo. Being afraid to ask for a pin check due to high risk poo fumage Praying for a soft opening so you don't lose the poo "I didn't brain fart the skydive, I just had poop on the brain" GFD...thanks..I needed this thread. I had no idea you were under so much stress Shari! I have to go with Psycho on this one, Shari. Nothing a cup of coffee and a bran muffin on the way to the DZ wouldn't fix. But start 'em halfway to the DZ so you don't have a "premature deployment." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #48 May 30, 2006 Blue Skies. We'll miss you. Flaming Post Revival This post not intended to be taken seriouslyStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #49 July 18, 2006 "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #50 May 29, 2009 Walt learned what he knows from Shannon? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
