skittles_of_SDC 0 #1 June 1, 2009 pimp out my friends and their friends so that I have a place to sleep this weekend? Not anything too obvious just introduce them to guys I think they might like and might possibly go home with. (Lets forgo the obvious 'share the bed with all 4 of them' comment.) EDIT: I have a trailer there. A big ass trailer. I only have 2 beds, there are 4 girls. One of them is a mutual friend of 2 others. But I don't think those 2 know each other. The last knows none of them and therefore would have to have her own bed. Even if the other 3 were all willing to share a bed both of them are still being used and I'm on the floor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #2 June 1, 2009 Forgive the ignorance, but why don't you have your own place to sleep already?What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #3 June 1, 2009 donnie osmond...you pimpin these days LOL!!!if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 June 1, 2009 Let's see...yer setting up sexual encounters between other people for YOUR benefit? Yup U-B PIMPIN'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #5 June 1, 2009 If you are planning on spending almost every weekend at the DZ, just buy yourself a tent from Walmart or something. Mooching trailer space from your buddies gets old after one or two times max and I seriously doubt you could find 4 sky chics willing to share their beds with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #6 June 1, 2009 Quote If you are planning on spending almost every weekend at the DZ, just buy yourself a tent from Walmart or something. Mooching trailer space from your buddies gets old after one or two times max and I seriously doubt you could find 4 sky chics willing to share their beds with you. No, I have a trailer. I have a massive trailer. Problem is I only have 2 beds for use (including mine). Only one of them is a skydiver (one of my friends). One is coming out to do a tandem (the other friend). One is the friend of the skydiver and the other is the friend of said friend. So basically the 2 friends might be willing to sleep in the same bed. The skydiver girl MIGHT be willing to sleep with them. And the other friend doesn't know any of them so she would take the futon. So basically unless I could get most of them out I'm sleeping on the floor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,584 #7 June 1, 2009 Quote Problem is I only have 2 beds for use (including mine). There's your solution. It's your bed. They can sleep on the floor. If the girl wants a bed, you can offer to chastely share it with her Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #8 June 1, 2009 sleeping on your own floor...you're such a noble fucker if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #9 June 1, 2009 Well in that case......it's only pimpin' if you get paid! Otherwise it's just matchmaking. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #10 June 1, 2009 Simple- you keep your bed and the guests sort out the rest. You might want to tell them to bring sleeping bags and air matresses, maybe even a tent if any of them want to get busy and don't want an audience. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #11 June 1, 2009 Quote Quote Problem is I only have 2 beds for use (including mine). There's your solution. It's your bed. They can sleep on the floor. If the girl wants a bed, you can offer to chastely share it with her Wendy P. Idk, I'm weird. I feel like it's the polite thing to do to let them sleep in the beds even if I have to sleep on the floor. I also get up and let a woman have my spot if they don't have somewhere to sit and I still hold the door for women and let them go first. I'm an odd man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,584 #12 June 1, 2009 My very proper grandmother told my mother (her new DIL) never to give away her own bed for company. If my grandmother didn't have to, you don't have to You can if you choose (I've actually done that). But the default is that it's your bed; it's not politeness to give it up, it's above and beyond. The payback has to be worth it. And no, I don't mean nookie Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #13 June 1, 2009 QuoteI'm an odd man. chivalrous even....do you put the seat down everytime tooif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #14 June 1, 2009 Quote Idk, I'm weird. I feel like it's the polite thing to do to let them sleep in the beds even if I have to sleep on the floor. I also get up and let a woman have my spot if they don't have somewhere to sit and I still hold the door for women and let them go first. I'm an odd man. A friend of mine used to let me crash at his trailer. He would take the floor too. You guys rock!~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #15 June 1, 2009 Quote Quote I'm an odd man. chivalrous even....do you put the seat down everytime too Honestly? Yes. But only because I'm slightly afraid of my roommate. Plus it's not bad my roommate lives in the trailer full time and I'm only there on the weekends so I gotta keep the place nice for her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #16 June 1, 2009 Off track but......you heal up well? Jumpin your ass off again? Hope so. Just curious. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #17 June 1, 2009 Quote No, I have a trailer. I have a massive trailer. Problem is I only have 2 beds for use (including mine). Only one of them is a skydiver (one of my friends). One is coming out to do a tandem (the other friend). One is the friend of the skydiv/er and the other is the friend of said friend. So basically the 2 friends might be willing to sleep in the same bed. The skydiver girl MIGHT be willing to sleep with them. And the other friend doesn't know any of them so she would take the futon. So basically unless I could get most of them out I'm sleeping on the floor. So you're polite enough to give up your own bed, but trying to hook your guests up together to get it back? I think that balances out to make you neither good nor bad. And yes, you are an odd dude, but I'm glad I met you. Admiring yourself in the sliding glass door. How'd the pics of the wedding party turn out?"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #18 June 1, 2009 Dont' forget to sleep "head to toe". Or be big spoon... whatever. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #19 June 1, 2009 Quote Off track but......you heal up well? Jumpin your ass off again? Hope so. Just curious. Indeed I am healed. Thanks for asking. I'm not jumping my ass off cause I'm pretty broke this season but I am still jumping. I just hit jump #200 on Saturday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 June 1, 2009 And for the record, when I come to Skyfest for 2 weekends I won't make you sleep on the floor. We'll sleep head to toe.... Just kidding.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #21 June 1, 2009 A lot of the pics turned out pretty good. Of course there were some junky ones but all in all the guys were happy with the pics. If you are on facebook I put most of them up. Search for Skittles. I'm the Skittles sitting out the couch with a splint on and crutches in hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #22 June 1, 2009 4 girls are you aren't sleeping with any of them? Am I the only one who sees a problem here? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #23 June 1, 2009 Quote And for the record, when I come to Skyfest for 2 weekends I won't make you sleep on the floor. We'll sleep head to toe.... Just kidding.... Yeah sorry, I'm not going to skyfest. I'll probably go to summerfest though if you wanna come to that one. Even that though I'm gonna miss the first weekend cause I'm going to WI with my friends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 June 1, 2009 Just because you're sharing a bed with someone doesn't mean you have to have any physical contact. You say good-night, turn your back and go to sleep. If someone wants a free place to stay, they need to take whatever slot is available. Tell everyone to figure it out amongst themselves because you'll be asleep on your side of the bed.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #25 June 1, 2009 Quote Just because you're sharing a bed with someone doesn't mean you have to have any physical contact. You say good-night, turn your back and go to sleep. If someone wants a free place to stay, they need to take whatever slot is available. Tell everyone to figure it out amongst themselves because you'll be asleep on your side of the bed. Yeah no kidding. Stop being so nice that you are inconveniencing yourself Skittles :) That's some bullshit right there Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
