lippy 918 #1 June 3, 2009 I just found a scorpion in my house. He's just a little guy, i had no idea what that little thing in the corner was, and I touched it with my big toe and it sprang to life (thank fuck he didn't bite me. Anyways, now I'm sitting here with a little scorpion inside an upside-down wine glass. I don't know what to do with him....I also don't know if he's poisonous, or if he has any friends that might be waiting in my bed Anyways, that's my news for the night...Back to your regularly scheduled Bonfire activities.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 June 3, 2009 TPIWWOP!!! Post up!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #3 June 3, 2009 Quote I just found a scorpion in my house. He's just a little guy, i had no idea what that little thing in the corner was, and I touched it with my big toe and it sprang to life (thank fuck he didn't bite me. Anyways, now I'm sitting here with a little scorpion inside an upside-down wine glass. I don't know what to do with him....I also don't know if he's poisonous, or if he has any friends that might be waiting in my bedAnyways, that's my news for the night...Back to your regularly scheduled Bonfire activities. OMG!! What is going on in the bonfire tonight?? I am absolutely DYING of laughter!! Between you thanking fuck you didnt get bit and the hairy beef jerky killer I dont know if I'll be able to survive the night! My face hurts!!!! Maybe its just me? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 June 3, 2009 Quote I also don't know if he's poisonous, Sure....he could be one of those pacifist scorpions that refuses to pack heat."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #5 June 3, 2009 I'm thinkin his name should be PepeI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #6 June 3, 2009 EEWWWWW!!! I'm hyperventilating over here just looking at that thing! Jesus lippy, get rid of it!! *shuddering*I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #7 June 3, 2009 Quote Quote I also don't know if he's poisonous, Sure....he could be one of those pacifist scorpions that refuses to pack heat. Are you saying all species of scorpions are poisonous? I honestly didn't know. This southern living shit is fucked up! I'm from Canada...We've got some animals that can kill ya, but they're big enough that you can see 'em coming and get the fuck outta the way!I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 June 3, 2009 Quote I'm thinkin his name should be Pepe Thanks for posting the pics!! And yikes... I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing that BAMF was in my house!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 June 3, 2009 DON'T Google "wind scorpion", then....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #10 June 3, 2009 Quote get rid of it!! *shuddering* He's staying right where he's at until he stops moving. At least that way I'll know he's not coming back! I guess I could give him the old burial at sea...But then if he does come back, I'll have a shit-covered, pissed off scorpion after meI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 June 3, 2009 Things to do with a scorpion: a) Illuminate him with a black light. b) Mail him to JumpingJunkie."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 June 3, 2009 Put him back outside and let him go his merry way. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #13 June 3, 2009 QuoteAre you saying all species of scorpions are poisonous? The vast majority aren't any worse than a bee sting, but I'd hate to find out the hard way that this one was part of the minority!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 June 3, 2009 Quote Put him back outside and let him go his merry way. + 1Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #15 June 3, 2009 Ahhh ICK! I hate scorpions! 2 years ago when I was living in Mexico, my roommates kept seeing them in our house, but I hadn't seen one in my room yet. A few days later, I was in the shower and set my shaving cream down and there it was! It's tail shot straight out and I FREAKED OUT! Ran out of the shower, 1/2 naked, shaving cream on my legs, yelling "there's a scorpion in my shower." I couldn't sleep that night very well, and my boyfriend at the time, rolled over and brushed against me, and in my half awake/half asleep state, I slapped him! We moved out the next day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #16 June 3, 2009 Quote Things to do with a scorpion: a) Illuminate him with a black light. b) Mail him to JumpingJunkie. ARE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE??? That is the absolute WORST idea I've ever heard! That thing looks like death waiting to happen!! Lippy, dont listen to him! He must've inhaled hazardous fumes or something before posting that! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #17 June 3, 2009 Since I don't have a black light or jumpingjunkie's address, I took LisaH's advice. He's outside now, and best appreciate the effort I took to put on pants so I could go outside with him.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #18 June 3, 2009 Quote Since I don't have a black light or jumpingjunkie's address, I took LisaH's advice. He's outside now, and best appreciate the effort I took to put on pants so I could go outside with him. YAY!! His little scorpion family will appreciate that move!! He was probably just trying to find food for his babies.. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #19 June 3, 2009 Quote YAY!! His little scorpion family will appreciate that move!! He was probably just trying to find food for his babies.. Nah...the little scorpion family is probably still inside! hehe...Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #20 June 3, 2009 Quote Since I don't have a black light or jumpingjunkie's address, I took LisaH's advice. He's outside now, and best appreciate the effort I took to put on pants so I could go outside with him. Nice! Thank you for putting on your pants. Why that was necessary... whatever. lolBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #21 June 3, 2009 Quote Quote YAY!! His little scorpion family will appreciate that move!! He was probably just trying to find food for his babies.. Nah...the little scorpion family is probably still inside! hehe... LMFAO!!!! Now that is just hilarious! Could you guys just see lippy going back inside, completely chuffed with himself for helping that awful creature get back into nature, thinking all is okay with the world now, and then stepping on the scorpions mate? Sorry lippy, I would never wish that on you, but the visual I have in my head right now is priceless!I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #22 June 3, 2009 Quote Quote YAY!! His little scorpion family will appreciate that move!! He was probably just trying to find food for his babies.. Nah...the little scorpion family is probably still inside! hehe... What a mind fuck! That's soooo wrong... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #23 June 3, 2009 Quote Quote YAY!! His little scorpion family will appreciate that move!! He was probably just trying to find food for his babies.. Nah...the little scorpion family is probably still inside! hehe... Hey, it could happen....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #24 June 3, 2009 They will just think WTF did skippy do to get evicted.I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #25 June 3, 2009 Quote Nah...the little scorpion family is probably still inside! hehe... What a mind fuck! That's soooo wrong... Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
