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Andy_Copland

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All the apartments have a place near the door made of vinyl to take the boots/shoes off before going on your carpet. If they wanna stop tacking mud in they can stop standing on my mud in the first place... then running around with their shoes on their carpet. Fucking heathens i tell ya.
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All the apartments have a place near the door made of vinyl to take the boots/shoes off before going on your carpet. If they wanna stop tacking mud in they can stop standing on my mud in the first place... then running around with their shoes on their carpet. Fucking heathens i tell ya.



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All the apartments have a place near the door made of vinyl to take the boots/shoes off before going on your carpet.



As opposed to, oh, taking off muddy boots at the building entry, or cleaning them off before coming in the building, perhaps? :):P
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Like I give a fuck :D



I bet your wife does when you bring it into the apt.

;):P


She's gonna beat his ass!! :D


That's nothing new - he was bragging about how she came to him on her hands and knees the other night... he left out the part about her saying "come out from under that bed and fight like a man!"
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Like I give a fuck :D



I bet your wife does when you bring it into the apt.

;):P


She's gonna beat his ass!! :D


That's nothing new - he was bragging about how she came to him on her hands and knees the other night... he left out the part about her saying "come out from under that bed and fight like a man!"


I heard a similar story... :o
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Dude.

That sucks. I know what you mean. I got a lecture from my roomates because I did this in the bathroom....the cottage cheese throwing pays its rent too!


NSFW!!!!



Wow. I'm pretty sure I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that and been perfectly happy. Maybe we should create a new warning:

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That mud pays her fucking rent, my money aint too fucking dirty for her.



It's inconsiderate of you. Just because you make your living in the mud, doesn't give you the right to spread it around everyone else's area. Clean yourself up before entering, or take the boots off. That doesn't seem like too much to ask of you.

If one of your fellow tenants was a mortician, would you want him leaving corpses in the hallway?

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That mud pays her fucking rent, my money aint too fucking dirty for her. If she kept up on the upkeep we wouldnt have this problem! :D



If you lived in my apartments you would find dogshit all over your fron door at some point in time!:D:D:D:D:D

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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That mud pays her fucking rent, my money aint too fucking dirty for her.



It's inconsiderate of you. Just because you make your living in the mud, doesn't give you the right to spread it around everyone else's area. Clean yourself up before entering, or take the boots off. That doesn't seem like too much to ask of you.

If one of your fellow tenants was a mortician, would you want him leaving corpses in the hallway?


Male or female corpses John?:D:D:D

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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Dude.

That sucks. I know what you mean. I got a lecture from my roomates because I did this in the bathroom....the cottage cheese throwing pays its rent too!






Um.................................................................i got nuthin'










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That mud pays her fucking rent, my money aint too fucking dirty for her.



It's inconsiderate of you. Just because you make your living in the mud, doesn't give you the right to spread it around everyone else's area. Clean yourself up before entering, or take the boots off. That doesn't seem like too much to ask of you.

If one of your fellow tenants was a mortician, would you want him leaving corpses in the hallway?



In a perfect world i'd agree with ya John, unfortunately my neighbours are no saints either. I can't take a shower without hearing someone fucking with the water.

Neighbour 1 - Hot as fuck but she annoys the piss out of me by leaving her laundry half done so no one else can do shit. Also people in and out stomping around when im trying to get to bed early.

Neighbour 2 - Has Dale Earnhardt's 3 tattoo'd on his chest and a car with the sticker "no hoes, no switches and no fat bitches" which stinks of irony as his redneck lady is on the rather morbidly obese side. He's pretty much a filthy redneck, me no likey.

Neighbour 3 - Can't complain too much ere, shes a single mother but i wish she'd learn how to administer morphine to babies to shut them the fuck up.

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Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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