Guess My Neighbours Don't Like Me

[Misternatural 0]

neighbor trouble?

I keep telling you people.....Get yourself a DRUM SET!
after a week of Buddy Rich impersonations your neighbors won't complain about a fucking thing EVER again......then you can install the quiet pads later


it's all Psychology man.

Make it a birthday present to self

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D S #3.1415

[TrophyHusband 0]

at least you don't have a neighbor sueing the hoa for not being strict enough enforcing the covenants. that fucker is making it a lot harder to sell my house than a couple people with rv's in their driveway.

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[airtwardo 7]

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Neighbour 1 - Hot as fuck but she annoys the piss out of me by leaving her laundry half done so no one else can do shit. Also people in and out stomping around when im trying to get to bed early.

Neighbour 2 - Has Dale Earnhardt's 3 tattoo'd on his chest and a car with the sticker "no hoes, no switches and no fat bitches" which stinks of irony as his redneck lady is on the rather morbidly obese side. He's pretty much a filthy redneck, me no likey.

Neighbour 3 - Can't complain too much ere, shes a single mother but i wish she'd learn how to administer morphine to babies to shut them the fuck up.

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Tell us MORE about what's behind 'Door Number ONE'!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[councilman24 37]

#1 Remove her laundry and get ear plugs.

#2 Doesn't like you much either. Rednecks are people too.

#3 Glad she's not into child abuse.

Guess your right. Your neighbors probably don't like you either.

I'm old for my age.
Terry Urban
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[warpedskydiver 0]

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Like I give a fuck

I know this may sound strange, but people who are not pikey bastards actually can use a garden hose to wash off their boots before they get into a vehicle they actually own.

Then you do not have a car that could grow currants on the floorboards and your apt will stay cleaner.

[warpedskydiver 0]

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Neighbour 1 - Hot as fuck but she annoys the piss out of me by leaving her laundry half done so no one else can do shit. Also people in and out stomping around when im trying to get to bed early.

Neighbour 2 - Has Dale Earnhardt's 3 tattoo'd on his chest and a car with the sticker "no hoes, no switches and no fat bitches" which stinks of irony as his redneck lady is on the rather morbidly obese side. He's pretty much a filthy redneck, me no likey.

Neighbour 3 - Can't complain too much ere, shes a single mother but i wish she'd learn how to administer morphine to babies to shut them the fuck up.

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Tell us MORE about what's behind 'Door Number ONE'!

She just wants Andy to dance around with her panties over his head.

[airtwardo 7]

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Neighbour 1 - Hot as fuck but she annoys the piss out of me by leaving her laundry half done so no one else can do shit. Also people in and out stomping around when im trying to get to bed early.

Neighbour 2 - Has Dale Earnhardt's 3 tattoo'd on his chest and a car with the sticker "no hoes, no switches and no fat bitches" which stinks of irony as his redneck lady is on the rather morbidly obese side. He's pretty much a filthy redneck, me no likey.

Neighbour 3 - Can't complain too much ere, shes a single mother but i wish she'd learn how to administer morphine to babies to shut them the fuck up.

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Tell us MORE about what's behind 'Door Number ONE'!

She just wants Andy to dance around with her panties over his head.

A G A I N !

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[JohnRich 4]

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In a perfect world i'd agree with ya John, unfortunately my neighbours are no saints either. I can't take a shower without hearing someone fucking with the water.

Neighbour 1 - Hot as fuck but she annoys the piss out of me by leaving her laundry half done so no one else can do shit. Also people in and out stomping around when im trying to get to bed early.

Neighbour 2 - Has Dale Earnhardt's 3 tattoo'd on his chest and a car with the sticker "no hoes, no switches and no fat bitches" which stinks of irony as his redneck lady is on the rather morbidly obese side. He's pretty much a filthy redneck, me no likey.

Neighbour 3 - Can't complain too much ere, shes a single mother but i wish she'd learn how to administer morphine to babies to shut them the fuck up.[/sleuthing]

Just because others may have annoying habits, is no excuse for you being inconsiderate too.

Talk to #1 about the laundry, and explain that if you need the machine that she's tying up, that you're going to remove her laundry to use it.

As for #2, okay, you don't like him, but you didn't say he's doing anything to annoy you.

And for #3, you can't always make babies quit crying - that's not the mom's fault.

Such things are par for living in an apartment. By adding your own unpleasantries to the mix, you're just contributing to the chaos and making it worse. Keep your hands boots clean, so that no one has an excuse to retaliate against you, and make things even worse. Who knows, if you start respecting them, maybe they'll start respecting you.

[virgin-burner 1]

andy and respect in the same sentence, what has the world coming to..!?

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