monkycndo 0 #1 June 8, 2009 So, for all you stalkers out there, what do/did you get your "stalkee" for their birthday? Looking for suggestions. And Lisah, you don't have to say it, glitter in the card.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #2 June 8, 2009 You know, Vincent was spot on already 24 December 1888.... Your left ear “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #3 June 8, 2009 I thought this was for NWFlyer.Whatever it is, does it require Cow Print? Now wait, who's stalking whom? I'm so confused?Just remember that True Love means violating those restraining orders. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 June 8, 2009 Quote So, for all you stalkers out there, what do/did you get your "stalkee" for their birthday? Looking for suggestions.And Lisah, you don't have to say it, glitter in the card. Confett! Not glitter. Is this stalker male or female?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 June 8, 2009 Lisa, this is for a stalkee that is female.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 June 8, 2009 Quote Lisa, this is for a stalkee that is female. Oh; I missed that. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 June 8, 2009 How about a couple of jumps? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #8 June 8, 2009 Nothing says "I love you" like a pair of handcuffs. No, really, she'll love 'em "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #9 June 8, 2009 You could buy her a beautiful Tommy gun. Or a taser. Or something sweet like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #10 June 8, 2009 i kinda like that idea.. mine got lost some time ago on a fetish-party.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #11 June 8, 2009 No good on the taser. She would have waaaay too much fun using it. But a sweet thought none the less. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 June 8, 2009 It's just the thought that counts. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #13 June 8, 2009 Well you can get a violet want or a tens unit. Both stimulating electro play. OR Vibrating nipple clams. OOohh those are fun.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 June 8, 2009 A New Vacuum Cleaner, A Sammich Press and a Bottle opener.Edit: And Knee pads just to show how thoughtful you are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #15 June 8, 2009 Quote A New Vacuum Cleaner, A Sammich Press and a Bottle opener.Edit: And Knee pads just to show how thoughtful you are. I am glad I am not his or yours stalkee TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #16 June 8, 2009 Well, I have two suggestions: 1) A nice weekend away at a lovely coastal B&B. 2) A card from Hoops and YoYo. Oh, and bring all that other stuff people are suggesting, but don't go to Half Moon Bay this weekend...Lynn and I will be there, and we don't want to be disturbed...we'll be busy doing the disturbing. Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #17 June 8, 2009 You are correct, All that stuff is way too expensive. He should just buy her a Book.(Of course the really cool guy would Make sure to include the Kindle so she could read the Book.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 June 8, 2009 Remember, folks, we're talking about gifts for a stalkee, not a girlfriend. So think like a stalker. No matter what you get, remember to leave it in her bedroom so she knows you care enough to break into her house to leave the gift in a special place. Think creatively - perhaps a homemade stuffed animal, stuffed with shredded paper that you pulled from her recycle bin. Or a mix CD with great songs about unrequited love, like "Obsession" and "One Way or Another" and "Every Breath You Take." Maybe something like this: http://www.zazzle.co.uk/stalker_support_group_bumper_sticker-128593710764661201"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 June 8, 2009 Quote Nothing says "I love you" like a pair of handcuffs. No, really, she'll love 'em + 1 Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #20 June 8, 2009 Oh.. And here I was trying to get you a new Kindle.For a Stalkee.. Pictures!! Lots of Framed Pictures of the Stalkee. Pics of them walking the dog, Lounging in their living room, Washing their car, Sleeping comfortably in their beds. Getting out of the Shower. Make a nice Scrapbook for them and share your prized possessions with them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #21 June 8, 2009 Quote No matter what you get, remember to leave it in her bedroom so she knows you care enough to break into her house to leave the gift in a special place. You are ever so thoughtful. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #22 June 8, 2009 Crap, what was I thinking? How about this? http://thebestofhypnosis.com/dual/voodoodoll.htm Sometimes I get very disturbed when I do Google searches...and sometimes, well, I'm just disturbed. Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #23 June 8, 2009 Quote well, I'm just disturbed. And that's why we love you Mike.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #24 June 8, 2009 You pervs are slacking....NOBODY mentioned "dick in a box" yet???Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
