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They should catch a bunch of alligators and release them on the green during Professional golf tournaments.

My stepdad is into golf & watches these on TV. Boring as hell. If the golfers had to fight off alligators with their clubs, it would liven things up a lot more. Probably get more viewers as well.



Combat golf!
I like it!
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They should catch a bunch of alligators and release them on the green during Professional golf tournaments.

My stepdad is into golf & watches these on TV. Boring as hell. If the golfers had to fight off alligators with their clubs, it would liven things up a lot more. Probably get more viewers as well.



Combat golf!
I like it!



A la Happy Gilmore?

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Well the next gator that comes around is probably going to get released into that particular neighbors house, I'm thinking.
Pet disappears, Gator disappears, fair trade me thinks. Just don't let anyone see you. And if they ask about the bbq, its chicken right????

About the hunting tags, I wonder if you could get depredation (spelling?) tags. They are for animals that tear up your crops or whatever, you are allowed to just blast em without following allot of the normal laws of hunting.

Seriously though, gator tastes awesome.

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They should catch a bunch of alligators and release them on the green during Professional golf tournaments.

My stepdad is into golf & watches these on TV. Boring as hell. If the golfers had to fight off alligators with their clubs, it would liven things up a lot more. Probably get more viewers as well.



Combat golf!
I like it!


That is the USF golf course. It is a swampy, low, very green golf
course on the edge of a swamp.
Almost a guarantee of a gator in every water hazard.
I have never tried to retrieve a ball from the water.

Sometimes, the small ones will go racing across the fairway.
:D

People who don't live in Florida, don't realize that the darned gators are everywhere. You just have to use common sense.

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on my property.I try to do my part to keep down the population of those dangerous bambi's and wild turkeys every year. and every stinking coyote I get a chance at.:P:P

i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .


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AWWW he's cute! That is about the same size as the one that cased my mom when she was brushing her horse out in the pasture in the mid 80's. My dad shot around it trying to convince it to go away, but it was hard headed... The next shot landed it on the dinner table... I LOVE GATOR MEAT!!!! yummy! you can actually buy it in some of the grocery stores in Florida... I know Publix carries it....;)

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