d_squared431 0 #1 June 11, 2009 I just received a call from my sister that they caught an alligator in the drainage ditch. (her and 4of her neighbors) Apparently her neighbor was mowing her lawn and a 3-4ft alligator started hissing and coming towards her so she ran screaming to my sisters house. When they call the people(alligator people) to come get it they were told they only come out if the gators are 5ft or bigger. WTH! This neighborhood is full of kids who play in the front yards and the city wont get the damn thing cause it is under 5ft. Something is very wrong with that dont you think?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #2 June 11, 2009 Just housebreak it ... Put it on a leash and start walking it every day. You do live in FL. Don't you guys have pet alligators down there?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #3 June 11, 2009 Nothing a well placed .40 S&W round cant take care of.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 June 11, 2009 A city reporter might be interested in that!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #5 June 11, 2009 Kill it and Grill it! Gator tail is tasty! Key lime garlic and black pepper with Extra Virgin Olive oil make a great marinade for skewers full of tasty meat! Cook them over a hardwood charcoal grill Or catch it, with a loop and noose, tape its mouth shut, wrap it in wet towels and take it to the nearest wildlife area. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #6 June 11, 2009 I just had gator meat for the first time recently, it was very good. I second the kill and grill notion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 June 11, 2009 QuoteA city reporter might be interested in that! I was thinking the same thing! Hell, we pay a shit load in taxes and so on to have these removed and they they wont come out unless it is over 5ft. If it was a dog chasing someone you know the dog catchers would be there within 30 minutes.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #8 June 11, 2009 here is the little trouble maker....http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/ff_gril431/003.jpgTPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 June 11, 2009 Quote here is the little trouble maker....http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/ff_gril431/003.jpg Cute!! Call Fish & Game or the police so it can be relocated. The experts just want big ones so they can be featured on Animal Planet. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #10 June 11, 2009 This little guy? I wouldnt worry about this little guy. I agree with the leash idea, I had a friend that had a gator as a pet for several years. Freaked me the fuck out."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #11 June 11, 2009 Start feeding it the neighborhood cats. It will be 5 feet in no time and then they'll come out and get it.Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 June 11, 2009 Quote This little guy? I wouldnt worry about this little guy. I agree with the leash idea, I had a friend that had a gator as a pet for several years. Freaked me the fuck out. Picture this in your head....I am still laughing at the way it was told to me....the neighbors caught it. They had a few long sticks one had chicken tied to it the other stick they used to push the alligator out of the drainage ditch(under the driveway)and they caught it in a dog carrier thing.. 4 females and a off duty cop.... What I would have done to sit in a lawn chair with a beer and watch this...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 June 11, 2009 QuoteKill it and Grill it! Actually, that's against the law here. I have a friend who got arrested for that. There was an alligator in the canal behind his and his neighbor's houses where a gator lived and pets kept disappearing. They made multiple calls to the authorities and couldn't get anyone to come out, so he took matters into his own hands and killed it. Well, one of the other neighbor's got wind of this and called the cops. He ended up having to do quite a few hours of Community Service.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #14 June 11, 2009 QuoteQuoteKill it and Grill it! Actually, that's against the law here. I have a friend who got arrested for that. There was an alligator in the canal behind his and his neighbor's houses where a gator lived and pets kept disappearing. They made multiple calls to the authorities and couldn't get anyone to come out, so he took matters into his own hands and killed it. Well, one of the other neighbor's got wind of this and called the cops. He ended up having to do quite a few hours of Community Service. It is also against the law to catch them. The cop who lives two doors down was the one who was taking the alligator to a place name princess preserve to let it go.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #15 June 11, 2009 Hey! Dinner and a new wallet. Sweet!"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #16 June 11, 2009 QuoteQuoteKill it and Grill it! Actually, that's against the law here. I have a friend who got arrested for that. There was an alligator in the canal behind his and his neighbor's houses where a gator lived and pets kept disappearing. They made multiple calls to the authorities and couldn't get anyone to come out, so he took matters into his own hands and killed it. Well, one of the other neighbor's got wind of this and called the cops. He ended up having to do quite a few hours of Community Service. Actually, just about every suggestion so far is illegal here. I think the LEAST illegal is "kill it and grill it" but you first have to get a hunting license, win a lottery, and then find him during hunting season. By then he'll likely be 5 ft. and you can call the nuisance gator guys. We have one about this size in our pond and he don't bother nobody. He's even afraid of the cows. (But I certainly wouldn't try to pick him up.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 June 11, 2009 They should catch a bunch of alligators and release them on the green during Professional golf tournaments. My stepdad is into golf & watches these on TV. Boring as hell. If the golfers had to fight off alligators with their clubs, it would liven things up a lot more. Probably get more viewers as well. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #18 June 11, 2009 Have another neighbor report it and say it's a 5 footer! Then they'll have to come out....right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michalm21 2 #19 June 11, 2009 Quote Have another neighbor report it and say it's a 5 footer! Then they'll have to come out....right? That;s exactly what I was thinking. Next time just say it's 5 ft Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #20 June 11, 2009 Quotea 3-4ft alligator A 4-foot gator is about two feet of tail, one foot of body, and one foot of head. That's really not any threat to humans at that size. And they avoid people anyway, unless some idiots have been hand feeding them. You did right to just catch him yourself and relocate him. People are too darned dependent upon the government to do everything, when neighbors should just band together like the good old days to handle neighborhood problems. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phosphorus8 0 #21 June 11, 2009 QuoteThey should catch a bunch of alligators and release them on the green during Professional golf tournaments. My stepdad is into golf & watches these on TV. Boring as hell. If the golfers had to fight off alligators with their clubs, it would liven things up a lot more. Probably get more viewers as well. I think releasing them on golf courses is a great a great idea, I am the cart girl on a golf course and MAN is it a snooze fest!!"Well behaved women rarely make history" - Marilyn Monroe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #22 June 11, 2009 Quote I am the cart girl on a golf course and MAN is it a snooze fest!! Ahhh yes, a visit by the Beer Cart Girl is my favorite part of a round of golf. Thank you for all that you do to help increase the quality of life of your fellow citizens. FORE!"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #23 June 11, 2009 reply] I think releasing them on golf courses is a great a great idea, I am the cart girl on a golf course and MAN is it a snooze fest!! Funny, I've played a few rounds of golf in my day. Don't ever think I heard ya'll referred to as "Cart Girls"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #24 June 12, 2009 QuoteExtra Virgin Olive oil I don't think Florida has extra virgin anything/oneYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #25 June 12, 2009 Quote This little guy? I wouldnt worry about this little guy. Are you quoting Supertroopers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
