banesanura 1 #1 June 17, 2009 So about a year ago I decided to make a profile as a parody to idolize my one and only savior....lorena bobbitt. As I am waiting for the clouds to clear, before I drive over to the DZ, I figured...hey I haven't checked my lorena bobbitt page, let's see whats going on there... I checked the inbox....I've received emails from women AND men thanking (lorena bobbitt) for standing up to selfish soul sucking, worthless men. And another email from a reporter requesting an interview for the TV show... I'm highly amused but I hope the devil has enough stamina to keep me happy.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #2 June 17, 2009 i knew you were heading that way looooooong time ago, madam! *redneckvoice*“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #3 June 17, 2009 Aren't we all? Don't worry, you'll be in good company ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 June 17, 2009 Quote Aren't we all? Don't worry, you'll be in good company ... O I hope not.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #5 June 17, 2009 I'll hold the door for you.Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #6 June 17, 2009 OMG - that's so funny!! One question, though.. In what way was she your "one and only savior"?!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #7 June 18, 2009 Hey! You can join Streaker and Me! I have the hand basket all decorated and ready to go!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #8 June 18, 2009 Haha! I joke that lorena bobbitt is my idol because of the whole hoopla with her cutting off her husbands thing. People took my joke seriously. I made a fb account for lorena bobbit a long time ago so I could be married to her on FB, now people are sending her emails!!! hahaha I write stupid shit under her status like "slicing and dicing" etc.... It's funny that people really think its her....but it's really just some 22 year old shit head.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
