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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

This guy thinks he's morally better than a "Musician" or any of those other stereotypes?? WTF HAHAHAHA!

not that I can play fer shit......
There are basically two kinds of guys in this world; Dogs with morals, and dogs without morals....but we're all dogs, even the married ones:D

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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Yeah, i will admit that is funny, but more sad than funny.

I had a crazy girl fake a pregnancy on me once. We were in a cross country relationship and only got to see each other every other weekend. She was trying to get me to relocate to Texas. Scary situation even though i never really fully beleived her. Her excuse after being busted was "Oh, well maybe i got a false positive because i left the tester sitting in my car for 3 weeks." (This was in the middle of the summer in Houston mind you.) I nipped the problem fairly easy. Within 30 min of her trying to pull the fast one on me we were on the way to the store to get another test. Straight home and straight to the bathroom where I had her do 3 tests in a row with me sitting on the couch right outside. All negative...whoops!
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I'm not sure what the finger nail trick is, but I assume its ripping the condom.


My stance is I'm way too selfish to ever have children. And thus...never going to try...nor ever get pregnant. The bf and I both agree that we don't ever want them.
Best Girl Scout Ever.

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