normiss 871 #1 June 22, 2009 It appears there are those than have made more humps on jumpers than jumps from aircraft! Feel free to share any details via PM. My apologies for asking a math question when the beer light is on too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #2 June 22, 2009 Never humped a jumper. My humpee don't jumpee! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 June 22, 2009 Jumps has always been > jumpers. And at this point, I'd have to go through a really um ... busy ... phase for it to end up otherwise. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 June 22, 2009 Believe it or not my hump-loading is just fine. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #5 June 22, 2009 >I'd have to go through a really um ... busy ... phase for it to end up otherwise. Well if you keep up your weekend numbers for June 6-7 15-5-0 you'll be right up thereBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #6 June 22, 2009 I have more years of experience with jumpers than I have with skydiving.... Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 June 22, 2009 Quote >I'd have to go through a really um ... busy ... phase for it to end up otherwise. Well if you keep up your weekend numbers for June 6-7 15-5-0 you'll be right up there LOL that was tunnel time ... besides it doesn't count if it's all with the same jumper. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #8 June 22, 2009 Damn, I wonder who that one woman is?Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 June 22, 2009 Quote LOL that was tunnel time ... besides it doesn't count if it's all with the same jumper. So if it's with the same jhumper you only count that as 1, not the number of times you've humped said jhumper?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 June 22, 2009 Quote Damn, I wonder who that one woman is? After reading Daisy's statement I'm thinking it may be her?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 June 22, 2009 Quote Quote LOL that was tunnel time ... besides it doesn't count if it's all with the same jumper. So if it's with the same jhumper you only count that as 1, not the number of times you've humped said jhumper? For this poll, yes. For weekend numbers, no. Then again, I don't usually report a number in the first number of weekend numbers unless I'm reporting some other significant number."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #12 June 22, 2009 My jump wingloading is 1.68, but my hump wingloading is 1.27 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 June 22, 2009 Quote Quote Quote LOL that was tunnel time ... besides it doesn't count if it's all with the same jumper. So if it's with the same jhumper you only count that as 1, not the number of times you've humped said jhumper? For this poll, yes. For weekend numbers, no. Then again, I don't usually report a number in the first number of weekend numbers unless I'm reporting some other significant number. Aha. Thanks for the clarification. I've stopped reporting weekend hump numbers. I've decided that's really no one's business. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #14 June 22, 2009 Quote Quote Damn, I wonder who that one woman is? After reading Daisy's statement I'm thinking it may be her?? I'm not that sure about that.Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #15 June 22, 2009 Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #16 June 22, 2009 You must have some good dish from Skyfest! I have more jumps than jumpers, but it was a close one. Whew. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 871 #17 June 23, 2009 I.... well....... ummm........ Jeebus. yea....then there's that bit. oh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 June 23, 2009 >I don't usually report a number in the first number of weekend numbers unless I'm reporting some other significant number other. HAHAHAHA feeeexed eet seniorita.... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #19 June 23, 2009 There are a few people conspicuously missing from this thread.Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #20 June 23, 2009 Hahaha...I knew it had to have something to do with boogie tales! Some of the stories stick around forever and people never live them down. Anyone have any Head & Shoulders? Seriously, people need to remember what a small community skydiving is, especially thanks to the internet. By all means, have all the fun you want at a boogie, just know that everyone is going to know your bidness come Monday! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #21 June 23, 2009 Quote There are a few people conspicuously missing from this thread. This bears repeating.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 871 #22 June 23, 2009 then there are those that ARE here, yet hiding at the same time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #23 June 23, 2009 Quote Hahaha...I knew it had to have something to do with boogie tales! Some of the stories stick around forever and people never live them down. Anyone have any Head & Shoulders? Seriously, people need to remember what a small community skydiving is, especially thanks to the internet. By all means, have all the fun you want at a boogie, just know that everyone is going to know your bidness come Monday! Point taken ... don't let me forget that At first I told myself that I will never date another skydiver -- it's just asking for drama ... if things don't work out it has the potential to forever "taint" the sport for me. (Nothing like having an angry ex go around talking shit about you.) Than, I met someone I liked ... at a boogie My 2 attempts at relationships in the past 2 years since my divorce have been with 2 skydivers ... which I met at 2 different boogies. In both cases I ended up dating the guys for months (4 months the 1st time, 6 months the 2nd time), so I wouldn't classify those as "quick humps at a boogie". O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 June 23, 2009 A 4 and 6 month relationship is not bad behavior, it's just two people seeing if they are a good match and is normal in any circle. There's nothing wrong with dating skydivers, some of them are kinda cute. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 June 23, 2009 Quote Quote There are a few people conspicuously missing from this thread. This bears repeating. Are you meaning the Smutskateers? Hmmmmmm? LOL I'd have to say Jumps - but it is closing in to even . . . I need to jump more!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
