squirrel 0 #1 June 24, 2009 So my mother in law buys a sun shade for her car, one for the wind shield. the instructions actually say "do not operate car with sun screen in place." just shoot me now and free me of the pain!!! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaRusic 0 #2 June 24, 2009 just remember, warning lables are on stuff for a reason.....because some dumbass did it and sued the companyThe Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless Dudeist Skydiver # 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #3 June 24, 2009 No, she didn't!!!!!! Did she? O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #4 June 24, 2009 The best I've seen so far was this warning follow the cooking instructions for frozen pizza: WARNING: Product may be hot after cooking! Is it me, or is that just a little absurd? When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #5 June 24, 2009 I've heard the Europeans get quite a laugh at our warning labels. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #6 June 24, 2009 Quote I've heard the Europeans get quite a laugh at our warning labels. We sure do But mostly we feel sorry for you guys being trapped in your (pretty sick) legal system “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote I've heard the Europeans get quite a laugh at our warning labels. We sure do But mostly we feel sorry for you guys being trapped in your (pretty sick) legal system yet, we love america and just wait for our chance to sue a big american company.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 June 24, 2009 Quote I've heard the Europeans get quite a laugh at our warning labels. Oh we do, we do ....... but .... we're not immune either (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #9 June 24, 2009 Quote I've heard the Europeans get quite a laugh at our warning labels. Not just the EuropeansI have had some serious WTF moments when looking at American Equipment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #10 June 24, 2009 Quote I've heard the Europeans get quite a laugh at our warning labels. kinda like the nut bags that may contain traces of nutsscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #11 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote I've heard the Europeans get quite a laugh at our warning labels. kinda like the nut bags that may contain traces of nuts A cookie manufacturer here in Sweden launched a commercial campain a while a go to promote their products. So they did use a "warning label" in their ads.... "This product MAY contain traces of vitamines and/or minerals" “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #12 June 24, 2009 Keep making the world "idiot-proof" and you end up with a world full of idiots." 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #13 June 24, 2009 Watch it there Swede!!! I can sue you for that remarkBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #14 June 24, 2009 Quote Watch it there Swede!!! I can sue you for that remarkBry Well Fuck you!!!! US law doesn't apply to me as long I'm in Sweden... And this system (dropzone.com) resides in Canada as far as I know.... Get your ass over here so I can buy you some Raggmunk and get you back into a good mood “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #15 June 24, 2009 Raggmunk????Well in that case I'll put my lawyer back in his cage.... (Bry grabs his attorney by the collar and picks up his briefcase..dragging it back to it's crate.......smacking it on the head as it starts to get out the paperwork for litigation) -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #16 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote I've heard the Europeans get quite a laugh at our warning labels. kinda like the nut bags that may contain traces of nuts "CAUTION: Contents may be hot" on coffee cups. I think the people who sue because they don't know that coffee is supposed to be hot upon purchase (otherwise it's called 'frappuchino' (sp?)) should be put out of my misery. Whatever happened to capital punishment?"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #17 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I've heard the Europeans get quite a laugh at our warning labels. kinda like the nut bags that may contain traces of nuts "CAUTION: Contents may be hot" on coffee cups. I think the people who sue because they don't know that coffee is supposed to be hot upon purchase (otherwise it's called 'frappuchino' (sp?)) should be put out of my misery. Whatever happened to capital punishment? And the people who sue who do know that coffee is supposed to be hot upon purchase should also be put out of the misery. Gone are the days of common (or minimum) sense and personal responsibility ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
