livendive 8 #51 September 30, 2008 Quote You are all so sleeping in the car! Having all this fun without me. I'm so sad! Umm...DrDive and Ladydyver weren't there (again), thus the phone calls. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #52 September 30, 2008 Quote The USPA has not been notified, but the FAA (Finest Assholes of America). Flying Assholes of America just sounds better, mho... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #53 September 30, 2008 QuoteI will have to take back my statements of your bonfires being sub par. I'm sorry. If there managed to be an injury to the S&TA of all people then it must have been one hell of a bonfire. I wish I could have been there. You are all so sleeping in the car! Having all this fun without me. I'm so sad! Me, too. I think we need to demand a re-enactment when we are there so we can study the situation with unbiased eyes. I think there could be some faulty mathematics involved in calculating the distance to that third step that I could rectify with a little tutoring."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #54 September 30, 2008 Quote Quote You are all so sleeping in the car! Having all this fun without me. I'm so sad! Umm...DrDive and Ladydyver weren't there (again), thus the phone calls. Blues, Dave I was actually referring to the whole Ritzville clan - - minus DrDive and Ladydyver, because they missed out on the fun too. The rest of you are all so sleeping in the car! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #55 September 30, 2008 Quote I think there could be some faulty mathematics involved in calculating the distance to that third step that I could rectify with a little tutoring. There is a definite need for some tutoring. Who messes up the third and MOST important step?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #56 September 30, 2008 Isn't this covered in the SIM (Sots and Imbecile Manual)?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #57 September 30, 2008 QuoteIsn't this covered in the SIM (Sots and Imbecile Manual)? Or the FARs? (Fucking Anal Rules)"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #58 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote You are all so sleeping in the car! Having all this fun without me. I'm so sad! Umm...DrDive and Ladydyver weren't there (again), thus the phone calls. Blues, Dave yeah yeah yeah...I know we have not been out as much this year due to the knee, but payback will come next year and you will wish we weren't around so much. And look where the phone calls got you - you have your very own bonfire threadDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #59 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You are all so sleeping in the car! Having all this fun without me. I'm so sad! Umm...DrDive and Ladydyver weren't there (again), thus the phone calls. Blues, Dave I was actually referring to the whole Ritzville clan - - minus DrDive and Ladydyver, because they missed out on the fun too. The rest of you are all so sleeping in the car! see they only get into that kind of trouble when we are not there with the exception of the mini-invasionDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #60 October 1, 2008 That's not what happened!!! You weren't there!!! I was told but I'm not gonna post it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #61 October 1, 2008 >sigh<. alt="[:/]" data-emoticon="true" height="20" src="/uploads/emoticons/dry.png" srcset="/uploads/emoticons/dry@2x.png 2x" title="[:/]" width="20">2,000+ jumps and botches a simple landing. Proof again that nobody is EVER good enough to not f*ck up a firewalk. Speedy recovery to the firewalker, and I hope the rest of us can learn something from this unfortunate incident. -What that would be, I have no freakin' clue...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #62 October 1, 2008 Quote Speedy recovery to the firewalker, and I hope the rest of us can learn something from this unfortunate incident. -What that would be, I have no freakin' clue... mebbe: Quote Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #63 October 1, 2008 Quote That's not what happened!!! You weren't there!!! I was told but I'm not gonna post it. I was a heck of a lot closer than you!! And have personally interviewed eyewitnesses! I think you are just attempting to defend the behavior of the subject in question. He is a big boy, and can defend himself. Doc PS Do you still have a job, Bolassss?? Hope your 401K was not all in banking stock! "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #64 October 1, 2008 He invested it all in wax lips... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #65 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote Speedy recovery to the firewalker, and I hope the rest of us can learn something from this unfortunate incident. -What that would be, I have no freakin' clue... mebbe: Quote Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #66 October 1, 2008 QuoteHe invested it all in wax lips... Really?? I thought it was in thongs??"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #67 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote He invested it all in wax lips... Really?? I thought it was in thongs?? Could be....diversified investments ARE the way to go in this volatile and ever changing economy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #68 October 1, 2008 SO . . . when do we get to see pictures of the injury? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #69 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote He invested it all in wax lips... Really?? I thought it was in thongs?? Those plus skydiving skills... Still beating the market rates though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #70 October 1, 2008 attached is a view of the injury....some may want to avoid looking at this as it is well...disgusting and graphic DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #71 October 1, 2008 THAT'S gonna leave a mark... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #72 October 1, 2008 Quote attached is a view of the injury....some may want to avoid looking at this as it is well...disgusting and graphic Oh that's not that bad. Although now I am hungaryDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #73 October 1, 2008 its not the length...its the depth DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #74 October 1, 2008 Quote its not the length...its the depth That's what she said Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #75 October 2, 2008 Oddly enough, my foot is swelling and turning a nice shade of purple...and I STILL maintain it just had to be done. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
