anthonyfellows 0 #26 June 27, 2009 Quote Quote Thanks!!! Pissing off strangers is my second favorite thing to do in the world. It's good to know that I have skill. And your first one might be? (Or should I ask Kim about that?) O Looking into Kim's pretty eyes.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #27 June 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Thanks!!! Pissing off strangers is my second favorite thing to do in the world. It's good to know that I have skill. And your first one might be? (Or should I ask Kim about that?) O Looking into Kim's pretty eyes. Awwwww... such a sweetie... but you need to revise your second favorite thing to do!!!!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #28 June 27, 2009 Quote Some may fail more than others though You are so correct. Some of the time you can put more blame on one side or the other.Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #29 June 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Thanks!!! Pissing off strangers is my second favorite thing to do in the world. It's good to know that I have skill. And your first one might be? (Or should I ask Kim about that?) O Looking into Kim's pretty eyes. Bull shit! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #30 June 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Thanks!!! Pissing off strangers is my second favorite thing to do in the world. It's good to know that I have skill. And your first one might be? (Or should I ask Kim about that?) O Looking into Kim's pretty eyes. Bull shit! Exactly. Girls don't have eyes... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #31 June 27, 2009 Quote although "married" and "playing the field" might not be a good combination. Says who? I'm married mate not freaking dead! That and if I took it seriously I wouldn't be the best wing man around! And, what if Carmen Electra finally decided to screw shorter fuzzy Persian guys! I mean really! What would I tell her, "No I'm sorry oh goddess of my dreams, I can't?" OR....... "Your place or mine?"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #32 June 27, 2009 Where's the option for "single and not playing the field"? I'd fall into the category of single and have not interst in dating. Dating is a crock of shite. A solid frienship is key to a successful relationship, IMO. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #33 June 27, 2009 QuoteWhere's the option for "single and not playing the field"? I'd fall into the category of single and have not interst in dating. Dating is a crock of shite. A solid frienship is key to a successful relationship, IMO. I think this would be my category right now...Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #34 June 27, 2009 Quote ..A solid frienship is key to a successful relationship, IMO. Damn. There you go again. Every time you open your mouth you come up with something sane and honorable making more more points in your favor and making me wish I was 30 years younger. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #35 June 27, 2009 Single and playing with myself. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #36 June 27, 2009 dayum! tell me you found a woman that actually LIKES you enough to get married to you!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #37 June 27, 2009 Quote dayum! tell me you found a woman that actually LIKES you enough to get married to you!? I'm a sexy bitchs. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/sexyboimike/ali-g.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #38 June 27, 2009 i understand bitch. whats this sexy you speak of!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #39 June 27, 2009 Quote i understand bitch. whats this sexy you speak of!? Sorry forgotz me S's "I'm sexy bitchez" Fo shiza? I don't know why I'm sexy? Maybe it's my eye brows? Maybe it's the way I always forget where I put things? Maybe it's because I the sensitive poetic type? Or because I'm a sexy sexy sexy fuzzy Persian with an amazing rasta ass? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #40 June 27, 2009 Quote Quote although "married" and "playing the field" might not be a good combination. Says who? I'm married mate not freaking dead! That and if I took it seriously I wouldn't be the best wing man around! And, what if Carmen Electra finally decided to screw shorter fuzzy Persian guys! I mean really! What would I tell her, "No I'm sorry oh goddess of my dreams, I can't?" OR....... "Your place or mine?" "Sorry Carmen, only if my wife can join us.." If you say that you will still resemble the devoted husband figure ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #41 June 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote although "married" and "playing the field" might not be a good combination. Says who? I'm married mate not freaking dead! That and if I took it seriously I wouldn't be the best wing man around! And, what if Carmen Electra finally decided to screw shorter fuzzy Persian guys! I mean really! What would I tell her, "No I'm sorry oh goddess of my dreams, I can't?" OR....... "Your place or mine?" "Sorry Carmen, only if my wife can join us.." If you say that you will still resemble the devoted husband figure ;) i'll sooooo use that line the next time.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #42 June 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote although "married" and "playing the field" might not be a good combination. Says who? I'm married mate not freaking dead! That and if I took it seriously I wouldn't be the best wing man around! And, what if Carmen Electra finally decided to screw shorter fuzzy Persian guys! I mean really! What would I tell her, "No I'm sorry oh goddess of my dreams, I can't?" OR....... "Your place or mine?" "Sorry Carmen, only if my wife can join us.." If you say that you will still resemble the devoted husband figure ;) Operation Share The Shah....yeah I've talked to her about that....she's a no go. So a man has to do what a man has to do! Carmen....your place or my place?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #43 June 27, 2009 Quote i'll sooooo use that line the next time.. $100 for every time you use that line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #44 June 27, 2009 i'll soon be ritch then! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #45 June 27, 2009 Quote i'll soon be ritch then! No you fool...I GET THE MONEY every time YOU use that line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #46 June 27, 2009 Quote Quote i'll soon be ritch then! No you fool...I GET THE MONEY every time YOU use that line. i'm stupid! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #47 June 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote i'll soon be ritch then! No you fool...I GET THE MONEY every time YOU use that line. i'm stupid! And doubly so if you think for a second that line would work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #48 June 27, 2009 Quote Quote ..A solid frienship is key to a successful relationship, IMO. Damn. There you go again. Every time you open your mouth you come up with something sane and honorable making more more points in your favor and making me wish I was 30 years younger. Who says I'm not into older men? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #49 June 27, 2009 Quote Operation Share The Shah....yeah I've talked to her about that....she's a no go. So a man has to do what a man has to do! Carmen....your place or my place? Biting tongue ... hard . On another thought, I'll just track down your wife and tell her she might want to check out this site - and let her deal with you. (Insert utterly disgusted icon here) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #50 June 27, 2009 Quote What is the difference between being divorced and being single??? I always wondered, as I do see those two choices, together, even on official government forms ... O TTTHHHHHHHAAANKKK YOU!![/B] for beating me to that. Is "single" not "synonymous" with "not CURRENTLY married"? What's with hanging a scarlet D around someone's neck just because they've been to the courthouse for two sets of papers instead of one?! They ARE rapidly becoming the majority, after all. I believe the separation of these two categories is the result of a Vatican Pro-Guilt conspiracy.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites