ryan_d_sucks 0 #76 June 30, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I already offered my services on the summerfest facebook page... .... So far no takers. I saw that Ryan and thought it was great. You still have some time!!! For all you hot girls out there: Ryan is definitely a cutie - you should take him up on his offer! So ... Kim ... how much is Ryan paying you? O I paid her sixty bones... Errr.. dollars.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #77 June 30, 2009 Quote Just kidding. I'd set my Ryan up with my best friend if she were single!!!! Definitely look him up at SummerFest :) So Ryan_D_sucks is bragging not self deprecation? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cashmanimal 0 #79 July 1, 2009 Here's a doozy for ya. My girlfriend just called me, and she is on her way back from the bars. Needless to say, she is very in the mood; she expressed her desire quite clearly over the phone. Only problem is, I'm pretty sedated from some pain killers (saving my life from back pain right now), and I've been sleeping for a couple hours. I might be awake, but I'm not so sure my second in command is gonna be ready for duty. It's like having a very drowsy case of whisky dick. I'm (sadly) hoping she falls asleep right away, to save myself some embarassment. Hopefully she'll just wake up in my bed, assume we did the deed, and tell me how good it was It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #81 July 1, 2009 Your fingers and tongue asleep too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #82 July 2, 2009 Quote Here's a doozy for ya. My girlfriend just called me, and she is on her way back from the bars. Needless to say, she is very in the mood; she expressed her desire quite clearly over the phone. Only problem is, I'm pretty sedated from some pain killers (saving my life from back pain right now), and I've been sleeping for a couple hours. I might be awake, but I'm not so sure my second in command is gonna be ready for duty. It's like having a very drowsy case of whisky dick. I'm (sadly) hoping she falls asleep right away, to save myself some embarassment. Hopefully she'll just wake up in my bed, assume we did the deed, and tell me how good it was Save you from embarassment! Ha! Good line! Hey Bolas, punch his man-card!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryan_d_sucks 0 #83 July 2, 2009 Quote Here's a doozy for ya. My girlfriend just called me, and she is on her way back from the bars. Needless to say, she is very in the mood; she expressed her desire quite clearly over the phone. Only problem is, I'm pretty sedated from some pain killers (saving my life from back pain right now), and I've been sleeping for a couple hours. I might be awake, but I'm not so sure my second in command is gonna be ready for duty. It's like having a very drowsy case of whisky dick. I'm (sadly) hoping she falls asleep right away, to save myself some embarassment. Hopefully she'll just wake up in my bed, assume we did the deed, and tell me how good it was Dude, no problem.. I'll sub for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
