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My philosophy on sex can be summed up by one phrase. "Ride 'em hard and put 'em away wet." B|

Best sex I've had was definitely a 100. It was this older chick, she was hot and god did she know how to fuck. We had to stop though cause the sun was coming up. [:/]



You're welcome. :ph34r:


I know you wish it was you, but that doesn't make it so. :P


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Just had to get back at ya... :P
Always be kinder than you feel.

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My philosophy on sex can be summed up by one phrase. "Ride 'em hard and put 'em away wet." B|

Best sex I've had was definitely a 100. It was this older chick, she was hot and god did she know how to fuck. We had to stop though cause the sun was coming up. [:/]



What?!?! Stop because the sun was coming up?!?!
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My philosophy on sex can be summed up by one phrase. "Ride 'em hard and put 'em away wet." B|

Best sex I've had was definitely a 100. It was this older chick, she was hot and god did she know how to fuck. We had to stop though cause the sun was coming up. [:/]



What?!?! Stop because the sun was coming up?!?!


Exactly!!! That's lame :ph34r: ...

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My philosophy on sex can be summed up by one phrase. "Ride 'em hard and put 'em away wet." B|

Best sex I've had was definitely a 100. It was this older chick, she was hot and god did she know how to fuck. We had to stop though cause the sun was coming up. [:/]



What?!?! Stop because the sun was coming up?!?!


I think he had to get her back to her coffin. ;)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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My philosophy on sex can be summed up by one phrase. "Ride 'em hard and put 'em away wet." B|

Best sex I've had was definitely a 100. It was this older chick, she was hot and god did she know how to fuck. We had to stop though cause the sun was coming up. [:/]



Why stop because the sun is coming up? That hasn't stopped me before. :D

When the sex is really good I rate it 100. I've called in sick to work before because things were going so well. I've also been known to spend an inordinate amount of time in bed yet still be exhausted when I finally get up. ;)

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I like squirters, they absolutly fasinate me,

Once it got to the point that if a girl didn't squirt
I'd take it personally,

I want back all those hours wasted trying to get a non squirter to squirt.




wasted? wasted?! :S


I'm glad somebody picked up on that ...

BTW, Zep ... all women are physically capable of squirting. If you're trying to get one of your lovers to do so and she doesn't, it's not her ... it's your technique ...

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I like squirters, they absolutly fasinate me,

Once it got to the point that if a girl didn't squirt
I'd take it personally,

I want back all those hours wasted trying to get a non squirter to squirt.




wasted? wasted?! :S


I'm glad somebody picked up on that ...

BTW, Zep ... all women are physically capable of squirting. If you're trying to get one of your lovers to do so and she doesn't, it's not her ... it's your technique ...

O



Don't ya think there is enough pressure on us men to be good lovers already? Great sex takes two people...or more for those who are into that.
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Great sex takes two people...



There is no arguing with that ... I was just giving Zeb a hard time. Damn, I'm not doing so well with the subtleties today [:/] ...

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Zeb who's Zeb:P

OMG did I really say wasted

an remember English isn't my first language.

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My last g/f was 36 (I am 29), and I don't think we've had one night of bad sex in the 3+ months we were together. It was 10/10 every time.

Oh and she was the 2nd g/f I've had that would be close to orgasm from just a neck/shoulder/back massage. Either she was that sensitive...or I was that good. :P

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perhaps you should consider a career change. :P



Massage therapy?

Hey Niki ... you're hired ... as soon as you make that career move :P ...

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Well I am happy with my chosen career...but I am always available for freelance work. First massage is on the house... ;)


Hi there. ;) (Gets at the front of the line)

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perhaps you should consider a career change. :P



Massage therapy?

Hey Niki ... you're hired ... as soon as you make that career move :P ...

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Well I am happy with my chosen career...but I am always available for freelance work. First massage is on the house... ;)


Hi there. ;) (Gets at the front of the line)



How YOU doin'? ;)

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Oh and she was the 2nd g/f I've had that would be close to orgasm from just a neck/shoulder/back massage. Either she was that sensitive...or I was that good. :P



I don't think I've met a woman whose neck wasn't super sensitive. Ditto for her ears... :)
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I'm glad somebody picked up on that ...

BTW, Zep ... all women are physically capable of squirting. If you're trying to get one of your lovers to do so and she doesn't, it's not her ... it's your technique ...

O


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Pleas, enlighten us.
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Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

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